8.25.2005

Caption Contest!


Just when you thought I would never post another Caption Contest*, HERE ONE IS! Get ready to battle it out to the verbal death for a chance at Fabulous Prizes** and Eternal Glory!

Ready, Set, Go~


(*Photo courtesy of Handknits for Young Moderns. **Fabulous Prizes is a trademark of the k_sra blog machine.)

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59 Comments:

Blogger Tara said...

"Natalie, white nylons are sooo last season...uh..I mean..You're hot."

25/8/05 10:35  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Tina and Marv attempt to form the chinese character for suave.

25/8/05 10:43  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

One word frm Ricky always made Sue melt.

25/8/05 10:45  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Though there was no fire, everyone could see the flames erupting near the fireplace.

25/8/05 10:47  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Don't react - keep smiling. I'm in the middle of a drug sting, and I'm going to need your help getting out of here alive. When I draw my plum colored sidearm, I want you to grab a fondue skewer and cover the guy with the afro.

25/8/05 10:50  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"Oh Chet, don't be silly. I didn't kill Andrea and hide her body."

25/8/05 10:55  
Blogger k_sra said...

Before the accident, "Mantel Twister" was one of their favorite games.

25/8/05 11:01  
Blogger nightfly said...

"Uh... I'd like to move away from the fireplace, but it's so awkward with our hair glued together like this."

25/8/05 11:02  
Blogger nightfly said...

"Ok, now you're sure nobody will see this in thirty years."

25/8/05 11:04  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Cathy's big chance to get Bob alone was marred by her inability to hold back a massive fart.

25/8/05 11:04  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"I said plum, not pomegranate. Now go home and change."

25/8/05 11:10  
Anonymous normzone said...

Nurse Chapel quivered with pleasure, giddy from K'ton's mind-melding foreplay.

25/8/05 11:15  
Anonymous Ian Tindale said...

Muscles of iron, nerves of steel, knob of butter.

25/8/05 11:23  
Blogger J.a.G. said...

you warm my cockles

25/8/05 11:39  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Here we see the Chastity Skirt in action. Our patented stud-detector technology constricts the hem, locking the knees together at the first hint of testosterone. Note that this may result in a temporary loss of balance on the part of the wearer.

25/8/05 11:41  
Anonymous normzone said...

When Santa emerged from the chimney, little Jimmy knew that what he'd been told was a lie.

25/8/05 12:34  
Anonymous normzone said...

"Put...the candle...back!"

25/8/05 12:42  
Anonymous normzone said...

"Pssst...If you look closely you can see my third nipple"

25/8/05 12:45  
Anonymous Dub said...

Conjoined twins. Matching outfits.

25/8/05 12:46  
Anonymous normzone said...

"If you liked THAT so much, wait until you sniff my LEFT armpit"

25/8/05 14:23  
Anonymous normzone said...

Novices at the art of bondage, BOTH Jon and Cathy became partially chained to the dungeon wall.

25/8/05 14:26  
Anonymous normzone said...

It's a good thing they'd both had earthquake preparedness training.

25/8/05 14:28  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Always good with the ladies, Jack tries his "here, sit on my knee" technique to get a little closer.

25/8/05 14:33  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Caught going through the hidden fireplace drawer, Fred and Beckey try to act casual.

25/8/05 14:34  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

I think I know a place we can be alone, though it's a little bit dark and sooty.

25/8/05 14:36  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"Psst, wanna buy a clue?"

25/8/05 15:03  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Jenna kept smiling, trying to look casual as her hand inched ever so slowly toward the poker.

25/8/05 15:54  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Kip: Gee, your hair smells terrific. Does it turn you on when I hold my jacket like this? You know, I'm a professional model.

Sheri: Que, senor?

25/8/05 15:55  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"Right foot gray, Right hand gray. Are you sure this is how you play Twister?"

25/8/05 15:55  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Gerald: My, you're a pretty one.
Anne: My, you're a stupid one.

25/8/05 15:56  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Karen: Yeah, I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally starting to feel that acid now. Wow...it's all squishy in here.

Bill: I like smelling things.

25/8/05 15:57  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Having cased the joint, Goldilocks takes advantage of the three bears' absence. It's naughty time!

25/8/05 15:59  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

As Bill drew near, Betty's smile froze. She had to steady herself against the cloud of stench that now enveloped her. "God, I hate Old Spice", she thought.

25/8/05 16:05  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"No, I never saw 'The Crying Game'. Why, what's so funny?"

25/8/05 16:10  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"OK, OK. Look. Nobody saw, right? So, just smile, act casual and kick it under the log."

25/8/05 16:16  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry Miss Anderton but from the looks of this hole in your cranium I'd say someone has surreptitiously removed your entire brain. That explains your loss of limb control and desperately vacant smile... But I still think you're cute.

25/8/05 16:19  
Blogger El Fid said...

"White shoes after labor day, Zorgi-37X? These humans will detect us for sure, now."

25/8/05 16:25  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Mary tries unsuccessfully to blend in with the stone work.

25/8/05 16:25  
Anonymous normzone said...

"Don't be embarassed...it happens to everybody. I'll block their view with my jacket, and you scratch your ass with your left hand."

25/8/05 17:21  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Creatures from the short-lived 'retro-prep period' of the Paleozic era, approx 432 million years BCE.

dave

25/8/05 17:22  
Anonymous normzone said...

"You know, I've ALWAYS thought left arm amputees were HOT..."

25/8/05 17:24  
Anonymous normzone said...

"Oh Dad, you KNOW Mom will be home too soon for THAT"

25/8/05 17:46  
Anonymous normzone said...

"So...have you ever seen a real hand-knit shoulder holster?"

25/8/05 18:06  
Anonymous normzone said...

She'd tried exercise, massage and muscle relaxers, but it was the combination of Hearth Rock Shiatsu and Whisper Therapy that finally solved her back problems.

25/8/05 18:11  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Sally: Oh, no! Wait-the hearth's a mess!
Ken: Whaddya say I show you my log instead?

25/8/05 18:37  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

You too can prevent forest fires!

25/8/05 18:37  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Larry: Hows about me showing you my log?
Barbara: Oh, please, Larry. We all know you're a dura-FLAME.

25/8/05 18:43  
Anonymous Jesus Gober said...

The scene was all too familiar for Detective Somerset. The clothes. The smiles. The convoluted positions.
These were definitely victims of the Burgundy Brutalizer.

25/8/05 19:29  
Anonymous Goberrrrrrrrrrrrr said...

By the way... I'd like to put my vote in for:

//normzone said...
"Put...the candle...back!" //

Excellent use of an Indiana Jones quote!

25/8/05 19:31  
Anonymous uncle jim said...

Joel: Sis, tell me it ain't so. You don't really have a googlewhack, do you?
Sis: It is so, and I got my googlewhack before you. Wanna bet on who can get a second first?

25/8/05 22:14  
Blogger Lukas Abrhm said...

that's it...i give up. 57 freaking comments is ridiculous and i don't have the life span necessary to comment any further/read them all.

judas iscariot these things is popular.

26/8/05 00:05  
Blogger k_sra said...

Don't worry, Lukas. Half of them appear to be spam...

26/8/05 08:22  
Blogger Jinx said...

Rebecca's orgasm took her by surprise, to say the least.

26/8/05 10:26  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Can I interest you in some breast enhancement suplements?

26/8/05 11:30  
Blogger gnomethang said...

"Welcome to the Dungeon, my pretty. If you just lean back you will be trapped in my patented head restrainer!.
This is not a place for games. Well, not those sort of games. MwahHahHah!"

26/8/05 13:46  
Blogger Joel said...

"Jane, I'm not going to say this again. It's my turn to use the back scratcher!"

26/8/05 15:37  
Blogger Tara said...

"Jane, your Freddy Kruegar sweater is getting me so turned on."

28/8/05 15:00  
Blogger Tara said...

Bonnie and Clyde: The Hidden Chronicles

28/8/05 18:19  
Anonymous Blanche Almonde said...

All evening Betsy had waited patiently and - she hoped - seductively for him to notice her. Finally, the last flame had gone out (as had Rosavita, Mimi, Brunhilda, and Lashonda) and Guido’s eyes had fallen on her. He was as irresistibly drawn to her as a moth to a flashlight. Her heart was crying “Yes! Yes!” to his smoldering unspoken question; the rest of her was screaming to go pee.

29/8/05 08:14  

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