Caption Contest!
Just when you thought I would never post another Caption Contest*, HERE ONE IS! Get ready to battle it out to the verbal death for a chance at Fabulous Prizes** and Eternal Glory!
Ready, Set, Go~
(*Photo courtesy of Handknits for Young Moderns. **Fabulous Prizes is a trademark of the k_sra blog machine.)
Labels: caption, contest, interactive, photos
posted by k_sra at 8/25/2005 10:08:00 AM
58 Comments:
"Natalie, white nylons are sooo last season...uh..I mean..You're hot."
Tina and Marv attempt to form the chinese character for suave.
One word frm Ricky always made Sue melt.
Though there was no fire, everyone could see the flames erupting near the fireplace.
Don't react - keep smiling. I'm in the middle of a drug sting, and I'm going to need your help getting out of here alive. When I draw my plum colored sidearm, I want you to grab a fondue skewer and cover the guy with the afro.
"Oh Chet, don't be silly. I didn't kill Andrea and hide her body."
Before the accident, "Mantel Twister" was one of their favorite games.
"Uh... I'd like to move away from the fireplace, but it's so awkward with our hair glued together like this."
"Ok, now you're sure nobody will see this in thirty years."
Cathy's big chance to get Bob alone was marred by her inability to hold back a massive fart.
"I said plum, not pomegranate. Now go home and change."
Nurse Chapel quivered with pleasure, giddy from K'ton's mind-melding foreplay.
Muscles of iron, nerves of steel, knob of butter.
you warm my cockles
Here we see the Chastity Skirt in action. Our patented stud-detector technology constricts the hem, locking the knees together at the first hint of testosterone. Note that this may result in a temporary loss of balance on the part of the wearer.
When Santa emerged from the chimney, little Jimmy knew that what he'd been told was a lie.
"Put...the candle...back!"
"Pssst...If you look closely you can see my third nipple"
Conjoined twins. Matching outfits.
"If you liked THAT so much, wait until you sniff my LEFT armpit"
Novices at the art of bondage, BOTH Jon and Cathy became partially chained to the dungeon wall.
It's a good thing they'd both had earthquake preparedness training.
Always good with the ladies, Jack tries his "here, sit on my knee" technique to get a little closer.
Caught going through the hidden fireplace drawer, Fred and Beckey try to act casual.
I think I know a place we can be alone, though it's a little bit dark and sooty.
"Psst, wanna buy a clue?"
Jenna kept smiling, trying to look casual as her hand inched ever so slowly toward the poker.
Kip: Gee, your hair smells terrific. Does it turn you on when I hold my jacket like this? You know, I'm a professional model.
Sheri: Que, senor?
"Right foot gray, Right hand gray. Are you sure this is how you play Twister?"
Gerald: My, you're a pretty one.
Anne: My, you're a stupid one.
Karen: Yeah, I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally starting to feel that acid now. Wow...it's all squishy in here.
Bill: I like smelling things.
Having cased the joint, Goldilocks takes advantage of the three bears' absence. It's naughty time!
As Bill drew near, Betty's smile froze. She had to steady herself against the cloud of stench that now enveloped her. "God, I hate Old Spice", she thought.
"No, I never saw 'The Crying Game'. Why, what's so funny?"
"OK, OK. Look. Nobody saw, right? So, just smile, act casual and kick it under the log."
I'm sorry Miss Anderton but from the looks of this hole in your cranium I'd say someone has surreptitiously removed your entire brain. That explains your loss of limb control and desperately vacant smile... But I still think you're cute.
"White shoes after labor day, Zorgi-37X? These humans will detect us for sure, now."
Mary tries unsuccessfully to blend in with the stone work.
"Don't be embarassed...it happens to everybody. I'll block their view with my jacket, and you scratch your ass with your left hand."
Creatures from the short-lived 'retro-prep period' of the Paleozic era, approx 432 million years BCE.
dave
"You know, I've ALWAYS thought left arm amputees were HOT..."
"Oh Dad, you KNOW Mom will be home too soon for THAT"
"So...have you ever seen a real hand-knit shoulder holster?"
She'd tried exercise, massage and muscle relaxers, but it was the combination of Hearth Rock Shiatsu and Whisper Therapy that finally solved her back problems.
Sally: Oh, no! Wait-the hearth's a mess!
Ken: Whaddya say I show you my log instead?
You too can prevent forest fires!
Larry: Hows about me showing you my log?
Barbara: Oh, please, Larry. We all know you're a dura-FLAME.
The scene was all too familiar for Detective Somerset. The clothes. The smiles. The convoluted positions.
These were definitely victims of the Burgundy Brutalizer.
By the way... I'd like to put my vote in for:
//normzone said...
"Put...the candle...back!" //
Excellent use of an Indiana Jones quote!
Joel: Sis, tell me it ain't so. You don't really have a googlewhack, do you?
Sis: It is so, and I got my googlewhack before you. Wanna bet on who can get a second first?
that's it...i give up. 57 freaking comments is ridiculous and i don't have the life span necessary to comment any further/read them all.
judas iscariot these things is popular.
Don't worry, Lukas. Half of them appear to be spam...
Rebecca's orgasm took her by surprise, to say the least.
Can I interest you in some breast enhancement suplements?
"Welcome to the Dungeon, my pretty. If you just lean back you will be trapped in my patented head restrainer!.
This is not a place for games. Well, not those sort of games. MwahHahHah!"
"Jane, your Freddy Kruegar sweater is getting me so turned on."
Bonnie and Clyde: The Hidden Chronicles
All evening Betsy had waited patiently and - she hoped - seductively for him to notice her. Finally, the last flame had gone out (as had Rosavita, Mimi, Brunhilda, and Lashonda) and Guido’s eyes had fallen on her. He was as irresistibly drawn to her as a moth to a flashlight. Her heart was crying “Yes! Yes!” to his smoldering unspoken question; the rest of her was screaming to go pee.
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