Rapscallion Scalliwags Thwarted!
This is a real, honest-to-goodness complaint letter that crossed my desk today. I have never met a gendarme, in the suburbs or otherwise, but I am fairly certain if they all had the vocabulary of this retired cop, a lot more ne'er-do-wells would think twice before stealing tomes! Read it for yourself:
posted by k_sra at 11/17/2005 11:44:00 AM
5 Comments:
Great stuff! At first I thought you missed a whiteouting, until I realized Mr. Stalin was likely not actually the referred-to person's name.
I am proud to say I've authored a similar letter regarding disperate treatment of disimilarly incomed residents with regard to parking enforcement. The letter was sent to the city's chief of police, and cc'd to the mayor. There's nothing more satisfying than writing a ranting yet eloquent letter to the powers-that-be.
qrazk: the sound made by a ne'er-do-well hitting a trash recepticle.
Words I don't know: G
Gendarme
egujnvm: Elderly Gendarme Utilizes Jargon Never Voiced, Mostly
It's ok, he's a suburban gendarme so that's something completley different.
AXMYIU: Afro X-plains Mnemonic Yarble Intelligently, Unsurprisingly
I just like the fact that he is burdened with an overriding moral imperative. That is so cool.
grzfrr: expressing one's overriding moral imperative
"I'm sorry this letter was so long, but I didn't have time to write a shorter one." --Mark Twain
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