Real Friendship...

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at you.
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend!

Remember: A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.

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Blogger Lukas Abrhm said...

amen sister. some swell stuff...especially the "when yr blue"

22/11/04 19:06  
Blogger k_sra said...

It's actually a forwarded email (deep red blush of shame and guilt), but still I had to agree, and Lukas, I bet you are just one such friend. : )

23/11/04 16:38  
Blogger Lukas Abrhm said...

them'sum mighty swell words, miss. i thank you fer that.

24/11/04 00:51  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first part is rediculously stupid. Getting drunk when you're sad is probably the worst thing you can do.

15/3/06 16:36  

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