Caption Contest!

Funniest caption wins... something! (I don't know what.) But seriously, unleash thy wittsome fury upon this photo (found at the Hand Knits for Young Moderns website).

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Blogger Worldgineer said...

Bill and Becky thought it best to ease Ted into a 3-way slowly.

16/6/05 14:32  
Blogger k_sra said...

Tina's guardian angel liked to watch.

16/6/05 14:53  
Anonymous normzone said...

God, the best ones are already taken, but I have to make a try at it...

Senaa Samma, the first american sword swallower, began his training at a late age. He was a reluctant student, and his parents initially had to trick the boy into taking the sword into his mouth by using sweetmeats to disguise the flavor.

16/6/05 19:05  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

Hindered by the great apple famine of '99, the Sweater Club substitutes a marshmallow for the annual reenactment of Genesis 3.

Always the practical joker, John watches as Ed and Sandy eat a marshmallow full of arsenic. This, he decides, is his best prank ever.

"Alright, you two, it's time to dissolve that body in acid before it starts to smell."

16/6/05 23:55  
Blogger El Fid said...

Georgy tried to remember his "good manners" but he still liked to clunk heads.

17/6/05 13:05  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Though the night was getting steamy, Mary's virginity was safe with Sir Chastity on the scene.

17/6/05 16:38  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

Roger, now fully sedated, was able to have his giant molar removed by Dr. Sweater's assistant, Beth.

18/6/05 00:52  
Blogger Joel said...

Karioke night is always a big hit at the Svettersons.

20/6/05 12:13  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

With quick thinking and a nearby hook, Freddy is saved from a marshmallow-related death.

20/6/05 14:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought vagina jam would be another color.

27/6/05 14:32  
Blogger k_sra said...

The siamese twins enjoy a little marshmallow roast.

27/6/05 14:53  
Blogger k_sra said...

'Damnit,' thought Jim, 'I forgot to toast the marshmallows again!' A drop of sweat rolled off his brow. 'I'm a failure!'

27/6/05 14:55  
Blogger k_sra said...

The Mickey Marshmallow is a new favorite for unscrupulous women trying to trick men into sleeping with them.

27/6/05 14:55  
Blogger k_sra said...

The thicker the sweaters the heavier the petting, thought Mel.

27/6/05 14:56  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

So how do we know who wins? (besides the two with the marshmallow)

27/6/05 15:25  
Blogger k_sra said...

(are you kidding, World? I'm winning right now. I mean look at me! I'm on a damn roll here.)

27/6/05 15:31  
Blogger k_sra said...

The Sweater Brigade rest after saving the world yet again.

27/6/05 15:31  
Blogger k_sra said...

The human pyramid/bonfire was a good idea. At first...

27/6/05 15:32  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Pastor Smith beams with joy at how many new young men Sister Beth's new method of communion has brought in.

27/6/05 15:42  
Blogger k_sra said...

"I'll never get used to these new magnetic foreheads you kids are wearing these days!"

28/6/05 09:54  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Trying an old home remedy, the Yarn family was able to lure out Richard's giant tape worm.

28/6/05 11:01  
Blogger minx said...

dribble on my jumper and you're a dead man.

28/6/05 11:34  
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28/6/05 11:34  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Bob, seeing what must be a new game called "lick the marshmallow", could help but come and watch to learn the rules.

28/6/05 11:52  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the Ivy League chapter of the Sweet Charity, one must accept communion in the form of a marshmallow from a fellow parishioner, though the pastor must participate by the laying of hands.

28/6/05 12:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From an adult site operator's owner's manual:

You must understand that plain sex just won't cut it. It is these kinds of pictures, with the most bizarre fetishes, that will bring you the most money.

28/6/05 12:19  
Blogger k_sra said...

'If I keep smiling they can't see me.'

28/6/05 12:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at that tongue action!

28/6/05 12:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth wiped the drool from around her conjoined twin's mouth as world famous surgeon Dr Petersen prepared for the final, delicate operation to seperate them.

(sorry, someone had to - yama)

28/6/05 12:43  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Another innovation from the Church of the Eternal House Party: Messiahmallow Communion Treats.

28/6/05 18:07  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Remember kids, if you can't wear ugly sweaters and eat marshmallows off long forks, then the terrorists have won.

29/6/05 06:36  
Anonymous DrBob said...

Excerpt from 'HairStylist' magazine:

"In the event of a hair styling disaster, loud jumpers can be used to distract attention from the offending couif; though be warned, wearing them for more than a decade can be counter-productive."

29/6/05 06:49  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

With the help of FleshSpackle cosmetics and a steady diet of VeggieBrain textured tofu morsels, your average zombie can now lead a relatively normal "life".

29/6/05 14:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, he may look the same, feel the same, even dress the same. But if that litmus test marshmallow turns pink, burn him like a motherfucker.

29/6/05 14:17  
Blogger gnomethang said...

"Bite downreal hard.
I OWN YOU!. Look humiliated, try to cry!."

Receiving man:
"Mmmmm! Tastes almost as good as one of them green bubblegum cigars"


29/6/05 14:48  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"Ya, that's it, eat the yummy marshmallow," thought Bob. "Wait til you find out where it's been."

29/6/05 15:49  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Toasting fork accidents account for 30% of all brain stem injuries.

29/6/05 15:56  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Today on Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, we'll explore alternative lifestyles with Mr. GreenJeans."

29/6/05 19:08  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, that guy at eHarmony does not lie!

29/6/05 19:19  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, should have been:

Man, that guy at eHarmony does not lie! You guys are perfect for each other!

29/6/05 19:21  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Communists look just like everyone else. Can you tell which one is the communist? Is it him? Or him? Or maybe her? Or is it YOU?

29/6/05 19:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There you go. I told we don't need an open flame

29/6/05 19:43  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

A crowd began to gather, as Mike approached the world's record for number of marshmallows stolen before they can be roasted.

30/6/05 17:46  
Blogger freerunner said...

"go on babe, tell it what colours you would like our pullovers to change to next"

aka skinflaps.

1/7/05 04:55  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to suck and twirl at the same time. Fred likes it that way. Here, practise on this.

1/7/05 09:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you're the one! You let Mary put that fork at least 9 inches down your throat without your gag reflex kicking in!

1/7/05 09:39  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the last step of your initiation! If you can swallow the marshmallow without touching it with your lips or teeth then we all get to take our sweaters off and compare nipple rings.

1/7/05 09:41  

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