Caption Contest!
Funniest caption wins... something! (I don't know what.) But seriously, unleash thy wittsome fury upon this photo (found at the Hand Knits for Young Moderns website).
Labels: caption, contest, interactive, photos
posted by k_sra at 6/16/2005 02:17:00 PM
43 Comments:
Bill and Becky thought it best to ease Ted into a 3-way slowly.
Tina's guardian angel liked to watch.
God, the best ones are already taken, but I have to make a try at it...
Senaa Samma, the first american sword swallower, began his training at a late age. He was a reluctant student, and his parents initially had to trick the boy into taking the sword into his mouth by using sweetmeats to disguise the flavor.
Hindered by the great apple famine of '99, the Sweater Club substitutes a marshmallow for the annual reenactment of Genesis 3.
Always the practical joker, John watches as Ed and Sandy eat a marshmallow full of arsenic. This, he decides, is his best prank ever.
"Alright, you two, it's time to dissolve that body in acid before it starts to smell."
Georgy tried to remember his "good manners" but he still liked to clunk heads.
Though the night was getting steamy, Mary's virginity was safe with Sir Chastity on the scene.
Roger, now fully sedated, was able to have his giant molar removed by Dr. Sweater's assistant, Beth.
With quick thinking and a nearby hook, Freddy is saved from a marshmallow-related death.
I always thought vagina jam would be another color.
The siamese twins enjoy a little marshmallow roast.
'Damnit,' thought Jim, 'I forgot to toast the marshmallows again!' A drop of sweat rolled off his brow. 'I'm a failure!'
The Mickey Marshmallow is a new favorite for unscrupulous women trying to trick men into sleeping with them.
The thicker the sweaters the heavier the petting, thought Mel.
So how do we know who wins? (besides the two with the marshmallow)
(are you kidding, World? I'm winning right now. I mean look at me! I'm on a damn roll here.)
The Sweater Brigade rest after saving the world yet again.
The human pyramid/bonfire was a good idea. At first...
Pastor Smith beams with joy at how many new young men Sister Beth's new method of communion has brought in.
"I'll never get used to these new magnetic foreheads you kids are wearing these days!"
Trying an old home remedy, the Yarn family was able to lure out Richard's giant tape worm.
Bob, seeing what must be a new game called "lick the marshmallow", could help but come and watch to learn the rules.
In the Ivy League chapter of the Sweet Charity, one must accept communion in the form of a marshmallow from a fellow parishioner, though the pastor must participate by the laying of hands.
From an adult site operator's owner's manual:
You must understand that plain sex just won't cut it. It is these kinds of pictures, with the most bizarre fetishes, that will bring you the most money.
'If I keep smiling they can't see me.'
Look at that tongue action!
Beth wiped the drool from around her conjoined twin's mouth as world famous surgeon Dr Petersen prepared for the final, delicate operation to seperate them.
(sorry, someone had to - yama)
Another innovation from the Church of the Eternal House Party: Messiahmallow Communion Treats.
Remember kids, if you can't wear ugly sweaters and eat marshmallows off long forks, then the terrorists have won.
Excerpt from 'HairStylist' magazine:
"In the event of a hair styling disaster, loud jumpers can be used to distract attention from the offending couif; though be warned, wearing them for more than a decade can be counter-productive."
With the help of FleshSpackle cosmetics and a steady diet of VeggieBrain textured tofu morsels, your average zombie can now lead a relatively normal "life".
Yes, he may look the same, feel the same, even dress the same. But if that litmus test marshmallow turns pink, burn him like a motherfucker.
Girl:
"Bite downreal hard.
SMILE.....SLUT!
I OWN YOU!. Look humiliated, try to cry!."
Receiving man:
"Mmmmm! Tastes almost as good as one of them green bubblegum cigars"
Voyeur:
"Hellfudge"
"Ya, that's it, eat the yummy marshmallow," thought Bob. "Wait til you find out where it's been."
Toasting fork accidents account for 30% of all brain stem injuries.
"Today on Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, we'll explore alternative lifestyles with Mr. GreenJeans."
Man, that guy at eHarmony does not lie!
Sorry, should have been:
Man, that guy at eHarmony does not lie! You guys are perfect for each other!
Communists look just like everyone else. Can you tell which one is the communist? Is it him? Or him? Or maybe her? Or is it YOU?
There you go. I told we don't need an open flame
A crowd began to gather, as Mike approached the world's record for number of marshmallows stolen before they can be roasted.
You have to suck and twirl at the same time. Fred likes it that way. Here, practise on this.
I think you're the one! You let Mary put that fork at least 9 inches down your throat without your gag reflex kicking in!
This is the last step of your initiation! If you can swallow the marshmallow without touching it with your lips or teeth then we all get to take our sweaters off and compare nipple rings.
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