No obsessing about whether the cat has enough water, or whether the door is really, truly locked or that the phone is really and truly charging? Oh wait, that's me, and without caffeine. :)
I'll share my life goals when I can pin them down. You can be sure writing is among them. But that's like saying, "I plan to breathe all throughout the next ten years."
Life goals of the Afro Assault: 1. Don't have any life goals. 2. Try not to think about the paradox in having a life goal be to have no life goals. 3. Ignore the fact that I've somehow come up with three life goals, and I was supposed to have no life goals. 4. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLL! 5. Watch an entire soccer game in Spanish (LIFE GOAL ACHIEVED!) 6. Recite the Preamble to the Constitution in front of thousands of people in a single burp. 7. Ha ha there is no number 7 8. Stop making stupid "there is no number __" jokes. 9. Number 8 was a lie, I'll keep doing that until I die. In fact, I want my tombstone to include a list where one of the numbers says "there is no number __." 10. Have a custom made tombstone designed with a list that cleverly mentions the fact that "there is no number __." 11. STOP TYPING JEFF 12. BUT I LIKE TO 13. Dude, seriously, it's really annoying. 14. End this list. 16. Never have a number 15.
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Care to share the current life goals, or are they too presonal for the Internet? Of course, it's possible this was that list.
No obsessing about whether the cat has enough water, or whether the door is really, truly locked or that the phone is really and truly charging? Oh wait, that's me, and without caffeine. :)
I'll share my life goals when I can pin them down. You can be sure writing is among them. But that's like saying, "I plan to breathe all throughout the next ten years."
Life goals of the Afro Assault:
1. Don't have any life goals.
2. Try not to think about the paradox in having a life goal be to have no life goals.
3. Ignore the fact that I've somehow come up with three life goals, and I was supposed to have no life goals.
4. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLL!
5. Watch an entire soccer game in Spanish (LIFE GOAL ACHIEVED!)
6. Recite the Preamble to the Constitution in front of thousands of people in a single burp.
7. Ha ha there is no number 7
8. Stop making stupid "there is no number __" jokes.
9. Number 8 was a lie, I'll keep doing that until I die. In fact, I want my tombstone to include a list where one of the numbers says "there is no number __."
10. Have a custom made tombstone designed with a list that cleverly mentions the fact that "there is no number __."
11. STOP TYPING JEFF
12. BUT I LIKE TO
13. Dude, seriously, it's really annoying.
14. End this list.
16. Never have a number 15.
That was truly inspired, Jeff. It's no wonder I look up to you.
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