9.13.2005

Thesis Ridiculous

Please find or create the most elaborate and hopefully ridiculous thesis title possible.

Here's an example:

Modern Day Trout vs. Moby Dick: A Hollistic Fisherman's Paradigm

Other Entries:

"Don't Throw Away That Lamp": A Transcendental Reflection on the Recycling Community of Eastern Timbuktu

I'll Hold It Until We Get Home: The Correlation Between Fuel Consumption and Restroom Cleanliness.

Floccinaucinihilipilification and the Over-reliance on Academic Theses.

"We don't need no stinkin' Thesis Generators!”: A look back at the misuse of the English language

I Was A French Deaf Mute: The Problem Of Language Amnesia And Reincarnation


Bellydancing Psychics: Their role in the formation of a futuristic utopian society

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19 Comments:

Blogger Tara said...

"Don't Throw Away That Lamp: A Transcendental Reflection on the Recycling Community of Eastern Timbuktu"

13/9/05 10:41  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

"I'll Hold It Until We Get Home: The Correlation Between Fuel Consumption and Restroom Cleanliness."

13/9/05 10:58  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Floccinaucinihilipilification and the Over-reliance on Academic Theses.

13/9/05 11:08  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Reminds me of this postmodern thesis generator and this white paper generator. The first produces papers with titles like "Consensuses of Paradigm: Subdialectic discourse in the works of Gaiman" and the second things like "Constructing the Producer-Consumer Problem Using Classical Technology".

13/9/05 12:25  
Blogger Tara said...

"We don't need no stinkin' Thesis Generators!: A look back at the misuse of the English language"

13/9/05 13:11  
Blogger k_sra said...

Ooh, I can tell Tara is gonna rock at this! (pumps fist) Yesss!

13/9/05 13:31  
Blogger k_sra said...

I Was A French Deaf Mute: The Problem Of Language Amnesia In Reincarnation

13/9/05 13:33  
Blogger Tara said...

Bellydancing Psychics: Their role in the formation of a futuristic utopian society.

13/9/05 13:54  
Blogger k_sra said...

"Who Moved My 'Who Moved My Cheese' Book" : Verifying Cultural Paradigm Shifts In The Dairy Industry

13/9/05 14:11  
Blogger k_sra said...

Custard: The British Search For Culinary Significance

13/9/05 14:11  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"Who Cut The Cheese: An Study of Culinary Roles in Medieval Belgium"

13/9/05 15:57  
Blogger k_sra said...

One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater: A Diagnostic Of Viagra Overuse And Media Culpability

14/9/05 09:34  
Blogger nightfly said...

The Colon and the Subtitle: On the Overreliance Upon Punctuation and the Inability to Write Concise, Comprehensive Thesis Topics

14/9/05 10:27  
Blogger k_sra said...

Good one, nightfly!

14/9/05 10:31  
Blogger k_sra said...

French Fries: Are They Really French?

14/9/05 10:50  
Blogger k_sra said...

One Plus One: Not Two Anymore

14/9/05 10:50  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Incomplete sentences: A thesis on

14/9/05 10:57  
Anonymous Roz said...

The Cancellation of Mardi Gras, Empty Streets in the French Quarter, and the Momentary Speechlessness of Diane Feinstein: Definitive Disproof of the Hypothesis that Hell is Exothermic.

15/9/05 23:42  
Blogger gnomethang said...

"Keeping up with the Rubbles - No Satisfying Suburbia"
The assertion that 'Wilma was your mum/wife and that Betty was the totally hot Missus next door that Wilma couldn't aspire to and neither could Fred.
Barney was a Lucky Man but was too stupid to realise'.
Discuss

22/9/05 16:03  

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