Caption Contest!
Off to the Bird Flu MarketSince I can't stop you people from wanting a Caption Contest even if I'm not producing the FABULOUS PRIZES, knock yourselves out.
Winner gets a token appearance in my novel.
(Worldy sent it.)
(Worldy sent it.)
Labels: animals, caption, contest, humor, interactive
posted by k_sra at 11/22/2005 11:55:00 AM
28 Comments:
Ha! Good caption.
xbeafdm: A castle newly owned by vegitarians
Honk if you love roasted goose.
Loading all of the poultry was tough work, but Edward's pet birds loved the feel of wind through their feathers.
Bertha giggled to herself as she rode around, stealing every single decorative lawn goose from her neighbors' yards.
One of the least successful Aflac ads.
Sixteen hours later, the police were finally able to restore order.
"It was the worst goose riot we've ever seen," said one policeman, "the chickens even got involved this time. We had to make arrests in grocery bags."
Police later described the suspects as "delicious."
xamxs: the sound of one hand clapping during a live taping of Full House
The barter system, while advantageous in some respects, is particularly cumbersome for some industries. This pizza delivery driver, for example, must carry an extra basket just for tips.
"OK, got the geese and French hens. Where the %^(# are the turtle doves?"
Got Geese?
Fire sale at Jim's Bag'o'Birds.
From the lost archives of L. Ron Hubbard, Gander Publications proudly introduce the shocking story: "I Was A French Deaf Mute Goose Collector".
By the fourth day of Christmas Sindy had had enough.
While there had always been fears that aliens would rule the world and use us for their servants, no one had expected it to be like this.
[can't top fro, tho.]
okaqay: a popular waterfront destination
Guys, tell me this doesn't beat flying!?
Harriet's plan to deliver the freshest eggs in the land was well under way... the orders, she figured, would soon be rolling in.
Edwina's dream to create the first flying scooter was ninety percent finished. Now all she needed was some string.
PETA's latest plan to save animals from human consumption seemed somehow short sighted.
Chickens, however puzzling, were one thing, but the locals decided it best not to point out to Gertrude that geese could, in fact, fly and did not need to be driven south for the winter.
Harold looked forward to the fair all year long. It was, however, the one time he wished he'd bought a truck.
After the accident, Harold just wasn't the same.
The townspeople decided it best not to clue him in, and let Henry continue to occupy his time by saving chickens and geese from Thanksgiving.
Although biodiesel is nice in theory, sometimes the fuel is bulky.
Lighten up guys! It may not be first class, but the travel agent got 'em cheap - and we don't have to chance the jet stream taking us off course.
It's the "Amazing Race" - Bring your Pet Edition...
Cape Gris-Nez, October 12, 1983: Andre "l'idiot" Chanton, preparing for his ill-fated attempt to jump the English Channel while carrying poultry. Chanton doubled his previous record of 1 meter but fell far short of the 34 kilometers needed to reach Dover.
Taking "fresh meat" to a new level!
So, who won?
We all did! (Big Smile)
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