"OK, so, like, we were, like, washin' your car and sh*t? And, like, I musta grabbed the kerosene insteada the shampoo? And Joey was, like, smokin' and sh*t? And now, like, we can't find Joey? And I think you're gonna need a new paint job, 'cause this one's messed up."
Moved away from the Gulf Coast but still want to display your proud Cajun heritage? Say it loud and clear with the latest automotive fashion statement -- "blackened Toyota!"
The administration continues to cut funding to NASA.
In today's expose of the combination of "No Child Left A Dime" and cuts in the reuseable orbiter program, space student Lo Fat proudly poses with the remains of his reentry vehicle.
"It's engineered to withstand one landing, and no more" he proudly boasted. "I resupplied the space station for extra credit".
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The burned-out husk look is very popular with the younger set.
"Yup, she's a sweet ride!"
The car that has been to hell and back, but should've stayed there.
Friends Don't Let Friends Light Farts While Driving
In retrospect, the nitroglycerin booster didn't seem like such a great idea after all.
"OK, so, like, we were, like, washin' your car and sh*t? And, like, I musta grabbed the kerosene insteada the shampoo? And Joey was, like, smokin' and sh*t? And now, like, we can't find Joey? And I think you're gonna need a new paint job, 'cause this one's messed up."
Moved away from the Gulf Coast but still want to display your proud Cajun heritage? Say it loud and clear with the latest automotive fashion statement -- "blackened Toyota!"
//"blackened Toyota!"//
Ha! Good one. "It's not burnt; it's blackened"
You weren't supposed to take the rice burner comment literally.
3 gallons gasoline: $8
matches: $0.50
getting even when your best friend sleeps with your girl: priceless
Dateline: New Youk.
The administration continues to cut funding to NASA.
In today's expose of the combination of "No Child Left A Dime" and cuts in the reuseable orbiter program, space student Lo Fat proudly poses with the remains of his reentry vehicle.
"It's engineered to withstand one landing, and no more" he proudly boasted. "I resupplied the space station for extra credit".
"Hey, you shoulda seen the other car!"
Invisible Dragon Stalks NYC
Eye Witness: "It Torched My Sister's Car!"
The Fuzzy Dice Car Bomber struck again.
Lo Fat ran over the last of the phoenix. (is the plurl of phoenix phoenix? phoenixea? phoenixes?)
Maybe "Phoeni?"
Rear ending that Pinto out of sheer road rage turned out to be a far worse idea than Jefferson could have imagined.
"Yep, it'll do that."
//Winner announced next Friday!//
Erm, wasn't next Friday yesterday?
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