Uncontrollable Fortune
Dove chocolates puts little bits of squirelly wisdom on the inside of their foil chocolate wrappers in order to add appeal to their product. The chocolates are ok on their own, but apparently they need to offer you advice at the same time as offering you a bit o' chocolate. They generally say things like, "Smile at yourself in the mirror." And "listen to your heartbeat and dance." You know stupid stuff like that.
And then there's this one that I got last night:
Do me a favor. Fill in the blanks: And then there's this one that I got last night:
[____] uncontrollably... it clears the [___].
9 Comments:
drool...restaurant
fart.... ozone
spend...treasury
sneeze...sinuses
opine...room
Shag......Tent
Snore.....Room
Wreck.....Dancefloor
drive... supermarket
cough...phlegm
pee...bladder.
shop...checking account
Shake...Etch-a-Sketch
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