6.23.2006

Uncontrollable Fortune

Dove chocolates puts little bits of squirelly wisdom on the inside of their foil chocolate wrappers in order to add appeal to their product. The chocolates are ok on their own, but apparently they need to offer you advice at the same time as offering you a bit o' chocolate. They generally say things like, "Smile at yourself in the mirror." And "listen to your heartbeat and dance." You know stupid stuff like that.

And then there's this one that I got last night:

Do me a favor. Fill in the blanks:



[____] uncontrollably... it clears the [___].

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9 Comments:

Blogger Worldgineer said...

drool...restaurant

23/6/06 08:21  
Blogger graculus said...

fart.... ozone

23/6/06 13:59  
Anonymous normzone said...

spend...treasury

sneeze...sinuses

opine...room

23/6/06 15:46  
Blogger gnomethang said...

Shag......Tent

Snore.....Room

Wreck.....Dancefloor

23/6/06 17:59  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

drive... supermarket

23/6/06 19:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cough...phlegm

23/6/06 20:31  
Anonymous DrCurry said...

pee...bladder.

25/6/06 10:43  
Anonymous masha said...

shop...checking account

26/6/06 12:35  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shake...Etch-a-Sketch

26/6/06 13:49  

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