Once upon a time, in a land far away, a little ring was made. It was shiny white gold with seven stones, three diamonds and four sapphires. Eventually it ended up on the hand of a very pretty American who dumped the guy who gave it to her. After the ring sat in a drawer for a couple of years she decided to get rid of it. The end.
He told me mind the gap and then he threw mamma from the train.
Seriously, Spizz, I did offer to return it. He insisted I not. Don't know what difference it makes now. I can't seem to get any money for the damn thing and I don't think I'll wear it. *Sigh* Maybe I'll donate it to a charitable cause.
I can hear it in my head right now: "Who wants to buy-yi-yi this diamond ri-hi-hi-hing. He kicked me in the har-har-heart; now it doesn't mean a thi-hi-hi-hing. [modulate here] This diamond ring doesn't shine for me any more, and this diamond ring...."
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What, you're just going to post the ring without the story? Every ring has a story.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a little ring was made. It was shiny white gold with seven stones, three diamonds and four sapphires. Eventually it ended up on the hand of a very pretty American who dumped the guy who gave it to her. After the ring sat in a drawer for a couple of years she decided to get rid of it. The end.
Romantic, huh?
Does it have any special powers?
Yes, it's unsellable.
I'll give you $60 bucks for it. I can use it for arts and crafts.
Yes. Especially the "dump the man" part. His exosets were stronger than mine. At least that's what he told me.
What'd he tell you, roo?
He told me mind the gap and then he threw mamma from the train.
Seriously, Spizz, I did offer to return it. He insisted I not. Don't know what difference it makes now. I can't seem to get any money for the damn thing and I don't think I'll wear it. *Sigh* Maybe I'll donate it to a charitable cause.
I bet it would work well as a fishing lure. It's nice and shiny and would jiggle when you reel it in. You'd have to rig up a hook somehow.
If nothing else you've got the parts for a nice pair of earings and matching pendant.
Excellent advice, dag. I should take up fishing. With those tall wader boots that the men wear in the river. Fly fishing, I think it is...
Worldgineer, I thought of that.
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Brilliant, spizz. Why didn't I think of that? hehehe.
I can hear it in my head right now: "Who wants to buy-yi-yi this diamond ri-hi-hi-hing. He kicked me in the har-har-heart; now it doesn't mean a thi-hi-hi-hing. [modulate here] This diamond ring doesn't shine for me any more, and this diamond ring...."
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