7.19.2005

Caption Contest!



This week's new Caption Contest has begun! Don't forget there are Fabulous Prizes to be won, so buckle in and take a ride on the Caption Caboose! (That was completely cornball. I am ashamed.) Let the wonderfully witty words begin!

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55 Comments:

Blogger Tara said...

Which one of you ladies wants to see the size of my anchor?

19/7/05 09:23  
Anonymous UnaBubba said...

No, that's not a gun in my pocket, young lady.

19/7/05 09:49  
Anonymous unabubba said...

Which one of you would like to be my first mate, for the voyage?

19/7/05 09:50  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

The infamous Yarn Pirates try a more gentle technique for capturing ships.

19/7/05 09:51  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

In an attempt to calm a massive surplus of wool, the Navy has introduced a more fashionable uniform, indicating rank by color, accessories, and heel height.

19/7/05 10:07  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

"So there we were, standed without clothes on the island of brightly colored sheep, when Lucy has the wonderful idea of fashioning knitting needles out of wood."

19/7/05 10:09  
Blogger Tara said...

Babs, Roy and Carmella plan to star in the next Old Navy commercial.

19/7/05 10:16  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

What do you get when you mix two young moderns with an old salt?

(ok, help is needed on the punchline part of this joke)

19/7/05 10:37  
Blogger Tara said...

"It's gotta be the uniform," Smitty thought. "These chicks are totally checking me out."

19/7/05 10:47  
Blogger Tara said...

Worldgineer said...
What do you get when you mix two young moderns with an old salt?

Salt shakers?

19/7/05 10:49  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Ha! That works.

19/7/05 10:50  
Blogger k_sra said...

Which one of you ladies wants to see the captain's log?

19/7/05 11:00  
Blogger k_sra said...

"There's nothing you can do to get past me! Nothing! But please try something first just to see..."

19/7/05 11:04  
Blogger k_sra said...

"That's funny, the captain looks taller in the brochure."

19/7/05 11:05  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

From Photographic Techniques Handbook:

Here is an example of creative placement. We've taken our fairly short, normal looking man, and placed him in a captain's uniform on stairs to make him look relitively powerful and tall.

19/7/05 11:06  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

(damn, [k] beat me to the tall thing)

19/7/05 11:07  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"So you're evil fembots sent to destroy the ship? That's so hot!"

19/7/05 11:12  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"How about, if I were the last man on Earth, I had all the money in the world and I bought you dinner?"

19/7/05 11:23  
Anonymous M. said...

Really, Janice, if you wore your rope belt he'd probably be talking to you, too.

19/7/05 11:28  
Anonymous Marie. said...

Despite Bertha's impressive sheriff's badge Angela was getting all the attention from the captain. After all, she was the pretty one.

19/7/05 11:34  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Here we see two agents from the Navy's new Department of Homosexual Detection interrogating one of the crew. Captain Williams was later discharged after pointing out that agent Mandy's scarf didn't match her shoes.

19/7/05 11:36  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"You've got balls. I like that."

19/7/05 11:44  
Blogger k_sra said...

(oof, Steve! that line works every time.)

19/7/05 12:06  
Anonymous normzone said...

Robert and David reassured Paul "It doesn't hurt one bit" as he began his ascent to the Transexor machine.

19/7/05 14:34  
Blogger Koobs said...

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19/7/05 15:25  
Blogger Koobs said...

It's name is the S.S. Anaconda, ladies. Oh, you meant the ship's name?

19/7/05 15:25  
Blogger Koobs said...

Everybody ready to set sail for the Bermuda Love Triangle?

19/7/05 15:26  
Blogger k_sra said...

Damn, these sea legs are so short. I'll just stay on this step and hope the ladies don't notice!

19/7/05 15:40  
Blogger Tara said...

"Girls, girls, please, please."

19/7/05 15:50  
Anonymous Marie said...

"Sure, I might get in trouble for 'borrowing' the captain's uniform, but oh MAN, these chicks are totally diggin' me!"

19/7/05 16:16  
Blogger dag said...

Last one to look at someone's breasts loses!

19/7/05 16:55  
Blogger dag said...

Back before Capt. Stubing came aboard, the Love Boat really was The LOVE Boat.

19/7/05 17:42  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Here we have a sad case of three strong crushes without returned interest, and a ménage à trois that was never to be.

19/7/05 18:11  
Anonymous Phoenix said...

Argh! Prepare to be boarded!

19/7/05 18:20  
Blogger Koobs said...

The Captain, Mary Anne, and Ginger gathered for what would sadly be the last known photo of the 3.

19/7/05 18:25  
Blogger El Fid said...

Ladies, I'm afraid you'll have to return those towels to your cabins before disembarking.

19/7/05 18:30  
Anonymous Phoenix's alter ego said...

"All together now - Yo ho blow the man down!"

19/7/05 18:32  
Anonymous phoenix's shattered psyche said...

"So I said 'No thanks, I've already got crabs'! HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha heh heh eh, shoot. That used to crack them up back at the Acadamy."

19/7/05 18:35  
Anonymous phoenix's pool boy said...

"Wanna see a head?"

19/7/05 18:36  
Blogger chopper said...

"Sorry, Deputy, but admission to the Velcro Wall is by invitation only."

19/7/05 18:39  
Anonymous unaphoenix said...

"By the time I realized the phrase was 'Go down *with* the ship' I was half-way through Officer Candidate School..."

19/7/05 18:41  
Anonymous phoenix's last resort said...

The new Navy uniforms allowed the female sailors to color-coordinate with the ship's paint scheme.

19/7/05 18:44  
Blogger Joel said...

"Oh, you know what, Charlene? Shirley's right, that scarf does totally go with her outfit."

19/7/05 23:37  
Blogger Joel said...

Suddenly captain Bill realized the conversation was about guys.

19/7/05 23:40  
Blogger k_sra said...

"You must be this tall to ride this ride."

19/7/05 23:41  
Anonymous DrBob said...

"OK, ladies. You've tried them on. Now can I have them back please?"

20/7/05 07:57  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

Captain Rogers scores yet again with his striking rendition of "I'm a little teapot."

20/7/05 17:41  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

Having spent the last half hour playing Clue, Donald finally gets to use his favorite pickup line: "Miss Scarlet and Miss White, in the kitchen, with the Captain."

20/7/05 17:45  
Blogger Diva said...

"The LOooove Boooat... Promises something for every - one. Set a course for adventure, your mind's on a new romance..."

20/7/05 22:06  
Anonymous UnaBubba the bully said...

"Boss, the plane, the plane!"

21/7/05 19:52  
Anonymous uncle jim said...

"Look ... the sky is red! Quick - what time is it?"

24/7/05 15:43  
Anonymous uncle jim said...

i suppose if it needs explanation, it won't garner any award, but here it is [and i forego any claims to prizes, unless you insist]

it is an 'old' sailor's adage regarding the weather and, in this case, his forecast for the next few hours:

Red sky in the morning - sailors take warning.
Red sky at night, a sailor's delight.

24/7/05 16:12  
Blogger Koobs said...

Look, I don't care how many sexy poses you make. I can't let you up without the password.

25/7/05 16:51  
Anonymous Jinbish said...

"Look, this is the Titanic. I'll not be missed on the bridge. Now what you girls say - lets go and 'sink the ship'..."

26/7/05 06:33  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Pete couldn't help wondering what would happen if he pulled the two velcro dresses together.

26/7/05 12:51  

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