Caption Contest!
This week's new Caption Contest has begun! Don't forget there are Fabulous Prizes to be won, so buckle in and take a ride on the Caption Caboose! (That was completely cornball. I am ashamed.) Let the wonderfully witty words begin!
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posted by k_sra at 7/19/2005 09:00:00 AM
53 Comments:
Which one of you ladies wants to see the size of my anchor?
No, that's not a gun in my pocket, young lady.
Which one of you would like to be my first mate, for the voyage?
The infamous Yarn Pirates try a more gentle technique for capturing ships.
In an attempt to calm a massive surplus of wool, the Navy has introduced a more fashionable uniform, indicating rank by color, accessories, and heel height.
"So there we were, standed without clothes on the island of brightly colored sheep, when Lucy has the wonderful idea of fashioning knitting needles out of wood."
Babs, Roy and Carmella plan to star in the next Old Navy commercial.
What do you get when you mix two young moderns with an old salt?
(ok, help is needed on the punchline part of this joke)
"It's gotta be the uniform," Smitty thought. "These chicks are totally checking me out."
Worldgineer said...
What do you get when you mix two young moderns with an old salt?
Salt shakers?
Ha! That works.
Which one of you ladies wants to see the captain's log?
"There's nothing you can do to get past me! Nothing! But please try something first just to see..."
"That's funny, the captain looks taller in the brochure."
From Photographic Techniques Handbook:
Here is an example of creative placement. We've taken our fairly short, normal looking man, and placed him in a captain's uniform on stairs to make him look relitively powerful and tall.
(damn, [k] beat me to the tall thing)
"So you're evil fembots sent to destroy the ship? That's so hot!"
"How about, if I were the last man on Earth, I had all the money in the world and I bought you dinner?"
Really, Janice, if you wore your rope belt he'd probably be talking to you, too.
Despite Bertha's impressive sheriff's badge Angela was getting all the attention from the captain. After all, she was the pretty one.
Here we see two agents from the Navy's new Department of Homosexual Detection interrogating one of the crew. Captain Williams was later discharged after pointing out that agent Mandy's scarf didn't match her shoes.
"You've got balls. I like that."
(oof, Steve! that line works every time.)
Robert and David reassured Paul "It doesn't hurt one bit" as he began his ascent to the Transexor machine.
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It's name is the S.S. Anaconda, ladies. Oh, you meant the ship's name?
Everybody ready to set sail for the Bermuda Love Triangle?
Damn, these sea legs are so short. I'll just stay on this step and hope the ladies don't notice!
"Girls, girls, please, please."
"Sure, I might get in trouble for 'borrowing' the captain's uniform, but oh MAN, these chicks are totally diggin' me!"
Last one to look at someone's breasts loses!
Back before Capt. Stubing came aboard, the Love Boat really was The LOVE Boat.
Here we have a sad case of three strong crushes without returned interest, and a ménage à trois that was never to be.
Argh! Prepare to be boarded!
The Captain, Mary Anne, and Ginger gathered for what would sadly be the last known photo of the 3.
Ladies, I'm afraid you'll have to return those towels to your cabins before disembarking.
"All together now - Yo ho blow the man down!"
"So I said 'No thanks, I've already got crabs'! HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha heh heh eh, shoot. That used to crack them up back at the Acadamy."
"Wanna see a head?"
"Sorry, Deputy, but admission to the Velcro Wall is by invitation only."
"By the time I realized the phrase was 'Go down *with* the ship' I was half-way through Officer Candidate School..."
The new Navy uniforms allowed the female sailors to color-coordinate with the ship's paint scheme.
"You must be this tall to ride this ride."
"OK, ladies. You've tried them on. Now can I have them back please?"
Captain Rogers scores yet again with his striking rendition of "I'm a little teapot."
Having spent the last half hour playing Clue, Donald finally gets to use his favorite pickup line: "Miss Scarlet and Miss White, in the kitchen, with the Captain."
"The LOooove Boooat... Promises something for every - one. Set a course for adventure, your mind's on a new romance..."
"Boss, the plane, the plane!"
"Look ... the sky is red! Quick - what time is it?"
i suppose if it needs explanation, it won't garner any award, but here it is [and i forego any claims to prizes, unless you insist]
it is an 'old' sailor's adage regarding the weather and, in this case, his forecast for the next few hours:
Red sky in the morning - sailors take warning.
Red sky at night, a sailor's delight.
Look, I don't care how many sexy poses you make. I can't let you up without the password.
"Look, this is the Titanic. I'll not be missed on the bridge. Now what you girls say - lets go and 'sink the ship'..."
Pete couldn't help wondering what would happen if he pulled the two velcro dresses together.
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