Chuck Norris
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Ghandi used to be a Nazi before Chuck Norris Round House Kicked him in the face. Showing him that violence is not the answer.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
All the Delta Force movies are in fact Chuck Norris' real life home videos.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a sensitive soul who writes beautiful poetry under a female pseudonym. But if he ever catches you reading it, he'll kick your pansy ass.
Chuck Norris' favorite breakfast cereal is Kellog's Marbles n' Gravel.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris does not live life on the edge; life lives on the edge of Chuck Norris.
And the list just goes on and on...
Labels: entertainers, humor, random, website
posted by k_sra at 12/16/2005 03:21:00 PM
4 Comments:
Chuck Norris for Mayor!
If only Bruce Lee was alive....
Chuck Norris copied off my Jane Austen answers in 6th grade.
The bastard.
LOL and a half!!
Somebody at work found this a week or so ago and it has been quote fodder since.
Nice one K-sra.
my personal fave: If you can see Chuck Norris than Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris you might be moments away from dying.
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