Everything's Coming Up Roses

So, what if you were a big, squishy, earthworm and you just wanted to be as weird as you possibly could. You could be three feet long. You could spit food at predators. You could be ghastly white. You could even smell like a flower.

Or you could do all four and get yourself on the endangered species list for weirdest worm.

(link courtesy of Jeff Gober)