I think if I were famous (or, for that matter, infamous) I'd just start making things up. Give the Enquirer weekly exclusive interviews about the drunken binges I've been on, my secret hobby of drug dealing, and the time I slept with Madonna on a public bus. Well, that last one would probably get me sued so unless I was ridiculously rich as well I'd probably just describe Madonna rather than naming her. Sure, I'd get hounded by the paparazzi even more, but it would be fun. Plus it couldn't be bad for one's image.
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I think if I were famous (or, for that matter, infamous) I'd just start making things up. Give the Enquirer weekly exclusive interviews about the drunken binges I've been on, my secret hobby of drug dealing, and the time I slept with Madonna on a public bus. Well, that last one would probably get me sued so unless I was ridiculously rich as well I'd probably just describe Madonna rather than naming her. Sure, I'd get hounded by the paparazzi even more, but it would be fun. Plus it couldn't be bad for one's image.
//and the time I slept with Madonna on a public bus//
That was you? Renee Zellweger and I had to step over you two, y'know.
That sounds like a good plan, World. You stick to your dreama nd someday it may come to fruition.
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