Dinosaur Loveables

Hello Friend,
My name is Victor the Velociraptor. I am your buddy! If you don't believe me, check out this children's book I recently had published:

And remember, little Lunchable Friend... I mean, Lovable Friend, Stegosaurus', Pterodactyls, and T-rex's are Buddies, too!

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Blogger honestus said...

why do kids in picture books always have bright yellow hair?

27/4/06 12:20  
Blogger k_sra said...

And why is this yellow-haired freak wearing a turtleneck on what is obviously a desert plain in the middle of summer?

27/4/06 12:39  
Anonymous AO said...

Don't you hate it when the illustrator obviously didn't read the story? (One sharp claw, my foot!)

27/4/06 13:44  
Anonymous DrCurry said...

And aren't you appalled when authors try to whitewash the world? We honestly don't know how velociraptors behaved, but it's a real stretch to claim that these things with viciously sharp teeth and claws are a) small; b) harmless.

Dinosaurs are great scary stories for Children love dinosaurs for two reasons: they're extremely big and scary; and they've been dead for a million years.

27/4/06 20:58  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

I thought it was eating another dinosaur's heart in the second picture. Boy, was I disappointed.

gcanjooo - "Juan can jump over the garbage can."
"Gee, can JOOO?"

(I got sick of these, but I couldn't pass this one up)

28/4/06 02:06  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

I forget where we got it, but my kids have a very nice picture book about the adventures of a young ichthyosaurus.

Nothin' cuddlier.

28/4/06 10:49  

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