FYI

Largest non-round Balloon Sculpture:
It's important to keep up on things like this. There could come a day when such knowledge will come in handy. You know it will. You'll be in line at the grocery store and a mother will be yelling at her fussy child to shut up and sit down in the cart when the child will rear back and say, "You're the biggest non-round balloon structure in the whole world!" and poke his lower lip out. And while the mother stands there with her jaw hanging open, ready to beat the whelp black and blue, you will just nip in between them and say, "No, actually the world's largest non-round balloon sculpture is of two soccer players on a field of balloon grass!" And harmony will be restored.