Always A Blogger Never A Bride

Well, Joey is at least considering my proposal of marriage, although he still seems hesitant. he says:

As it turns out, Sarah is a blogger. I'm beginning to think this proposal didn't accurately reflect her feelings for me, but was only a cheap publicity stunt. The last thing I need is someone exploiting a relationship for blog material. On the other hand, I am in need of female companionship as well as a new apartment. So some questions for Sarah:


Would you consider converting to Catholicism?
Are you financially able to support me?
Will you learn how to cook for me?
Are you able to provide the proper emotional support and encouragement that a writer such as myself needs?
Do you have a nice apartment?

Joey, Joey, Joey. This is exactly the kind of methodical, sensible, look-before-you-leap thinking I was trying to avoid. You were supposed to be so flush with the enthusiasm and energy of my completely inappropriate proposal that you threw caution to the wind and flew unheeding into the arms of matrimony (not officially recognized by the Catholic Church and therefore easier to annul after said five weeks of wedded whatever). I almost feel silly for throwing myself at you now... Ok, not really. It was fun. I've never proposed to a guy, much less an Amish-Catholic New Yorker. It's probably the best decision I've made all week!

And really, are you sure you should call me on the publicity stunt thing when you encourage women readers to write so you can post their fotos and heartfelt pleas on your blog and solicit reader response? Hmmm. (Strokes chin thoughtfully)

Well, anyways, in answer to your questions:

No.
How much do you cost?
Microwave Meals.
Yes (unfortunately).
And yes, but it's in Cleveland, Ohio. Beautiful, sunny, tropical Cleveland, Ohio.

Hope this helps you in this very important, but preferably poorly-thought out decision.