I am so disappointed at the way things turned out...
Dear Sarah I know you're disappointed at the way things turned out. Okay, maybe not. But I am. I had such high hopes. Anyway, to make you feel better, here's what I really look like in real life. From Joey
I think that's just Joey's polite way of saying he can't tell if I'm kidding or not and doesn't want to hurt my feelings by saying out and out "no."
But I am delighted by this turn of events. It leaves me free and clear to pursue other eligible e-bachelors in the same reckless manner! Here's to the internet!
Really, it's not a bad relationship turnaround time. A few days for a meet, proposal and rejection? With a bit of work you could automate it for an even faster turnaround time, combined with multiple proposals at once. Just don't turn it into marriage spam.
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//I know you're disappointed at the way things turned out. Okay, maybe not. But I am.//
So you rejected him? What did I miss?
I think that's just Joey's polite way of saying he can't tell if I'm kidding or not and doesn't want to hurt my feelings by saying out and out "no."
But I am delighted by this turn of events. It leaves me free and clear to pursue other eligible e-bachelors in the same reckless manner! Here's to the internet!
Really, it's not a bad relationship turnaround time. A few days for a meet, proposal and rejection? With a bit of work you could automate it for an even faster turnaround time, combined with multiple proposals at once.
Just don't turn it into marriage spam.
there you go. great advertising--> e-harmony: not your usual marriage spam.
This guy looks like a typical nudey eye booger; good thing you didn't have to see him naked or anything.
Hmmmmm, delighted, eh? But didn't YOU propose? Are you hiding your despair?
Nah, I saw pursue till ya can't take it anymore! Boys are good. Some. Not always good. Well, you know what I mean. ;)
this is hilarious...yet, i don't really know freakin why.
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