Belly Dancer Dude
This will hurt you.
But it's for your own good.
It just goes to show you that we women can't have nice things without men getting jealous and trying to hog the spotlight. Please note the farmer's tan. And the ghastly white belly. Oh and the hairy armpits. Who could overlook the hairy armpits?
(Tara, we need to find this guy immediately and continue our education! Do you think he teaches?)
But it's for your own good.
It just goes to show you that we women can't have nice things without men getting jealous and trying to hog the spotlight. Please note the farmer's tan. And the ghastly white belly. Oh and the hairy armpits. Who could overlook the hairy armpits?
(Tara, we need to find this guy immediately and continue our education! Do you think he teaches?)
posted by k_sra at 6/13/2005 03:12:00 PM
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I'll bite. What are you studying?
Belly dancing of course. Tara and I dove right into the beginner's class and are looking for an intermediate level to continue learning the art.
All I have to say for this guy is... yech.
Ok. I WAS regretting that I am too busy to spend much time on the web right now.
WAS.
*whimpering in corner*
Make it go away.
Could someone gouch my eyes out now please?...Pretty please? Then give me a labotomy so that the image isn't burned into my mind either.
He could be the teacher for our intermediate belly dancing class. Wouldn't that be a dream come true?
Dear God.
Painful, isn't it? I don't get a sense that he knows how painful that can be for other people.
Wooshka!
He's from Santa Cruz. So if you've never been to Santa Cruz, you can't understand how it hurts Duane when Jimmy can't shimmy. I wonder if he has re-opened the mine yet? (You know. Like the movie Zorba.) There are now about three layers of DNA of this sort in and around Santa Craze.
Sorry, I'm not from Santa Cruz, I'm from Monterey! The other side of the bay!
And no, I don't teach - I'm not qualified. I'm just a dancer!
-Zorba
"The Veiled Male"
http://www.doubleveil.net
Zorba! You showed up on MY site! I am honored.
Monterey it is. Can I just ask you one question?
Why?
I mean, I know why you belly dance. It's fun! But why do you wear a costume which exposes a shapeless, white, hairy, male torso? If you had a tanned, svelte, hairless body I could see that (a bit gay, but whatever) in fact, I'd like to see that. But it is not pleasant for the bulk of the population to see a grown man in fringe and lo-rise harem pants.
It is actually unpleasant. And maybe you should blame Duane for the photos, but I get the feeling that is really how you look when you dance.
Your link is a bit messed. I can't read a thing on that page! But thank you for posting it anyways.
One last question: does your dancing pay the bills? or is it just for recreation? And when did you start?
Tans - smans!
I have never understood the pre-occupation with tans. I'm not into skin cancer. Virtually ALL of my dance sisters are as white or whiter than I am, why should I be any different?
As for the hair - I've been told multiple times by multiple dance sisters (and my teachers) to leave it alone - "You're a GUY", blah, blah.
I certainly don't get much complaints from my audiences!
-Zorba
"The Veiled Male"
http://www.doubleveil.net
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