You Name It

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty
f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky
l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy
r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver
x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken
f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty
p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes
r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice

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Blogger Tara said...

Dorfuss Farkletush

15/9/05 15:02  
Blogger k_sra said...

I want to be Stinky Picklebiscuits. It's not what I really am, but it's what I want to be.

15/9/05 15:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snooty Dippinfrack! -JDM

15/9/05 15:29  
Blogger Tara said...

Oh stinky picklebiscuits, I spilled my coffee again!

15/9/05 15:34  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Crusty Chickenpants

15/9/05 15:57  
Blogger graculus said...

sloopy chicken doodle

(that's MR to you)

15/9/05 17:04  
Blogger J.a.G. said...

oh dear: sloopy dippinfanny.
that's bad on the other side of the pond!

15/9/05 17:04  
Blogger J.a.G. said...

a fellow sloopy!

15/9/05 17:05  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Tootsie Dippindunkin, but my friends call me Toot.

15/9/05 17:36  
Blogger Koobs said...

Dorfus Chuckle-hump

Nice ring to it, huh?

15/9/05 17:56  
Blogger Tara said...

Worldgineer said...
Tootsie Dippindunkin

As in Dippindunkin Donuts? You like donuts. It was meant to be.

15/9/05 18:13  
Anonymous Normzone said...

[Koobs], are we related? Brother !

Dorfus Chucklesniffer

15/9/05 19:05  
Blogger graculus said...

Between you and Just a Girl, I haven't been so basely entertained for a long time. I thank you!

15/9/05 20:12  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dorfus Pottybrains

15/9/05 23:55  
Blogger dabuheebly said...

This ain't right. Surfer Girl and I both end up with the same poultry name. You gotta get a new algorithm. We've been married so long we're just two halves of the same Sloopy Chickentush? It ain't right.

Hang on! Maybe it would be better with the dumplings? (If I had a nickel for every chickentush....)

But her maiden name is definitely why I was (and remain) attracted to her: Sloopy Chuckledoodles. What's not to love?

Can everybody say, "We're havin' some fun here"?

16/9/05 00:48  
Anonymous Greasy Rhinoboob said...

Well, at least I'm not something stupid like AfroAssault or Gober. That would suck.

16/9/05 01:52  
Blogger Koobs said...


That's pretty weird. At least it was only 2 out of 3. If it were 3 out of 3 I might have to kill you, my Doppleganger.

16/9/05 12:26  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

From now on I'll call our president Fluffy Sprinklesfanny

16/9/05 12:50  
Blogger Marie said...

My name is Dorfus Dippintush and I'm an alcoholic.

I think norm takes the cake with Chucklesniffer.

16/9/05 13:16  
Blogger Lukas Abrhm said...

funky dippinfrack

almost phallic.
i love it.

16/9/05 13:22  
Anonymous normzone said...

Koobs -

YOUR doppelganger? Judging by your picture, I've got about a score of years on you.

You ain't nothin' but a clonedog.

16/9/05 15:39  
Blogger Kool-aid said...

Goober Dippinheiney here.


17/9/05 15:28  
Blogger Diva said...

Snickle Battyface. w00t!

18/9/05 13:54  
Blogger Rosalind said...

Snooty Farkledunkin. If I decide to hyphenate my name after my wedding , I will become Mrs. Snooty Farkeldunkin-Chickensmiffer.

Can't wait to put THAT on the top of my resume.

19/9/05 13:28  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Hello, my name is Snooty Chickennose. Mucho gusto!

20/9/05 12:37  
Blogger letters of deception said...

dorfus wafflehump...
sounds like something that i caught in a shady public bathroom

23/9/05 15:32  

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