Caption Contest
(No prizes for this one; it's just for fun.)
Three of my favorite captions:
"What happens in the Bahamas, stays in the Bahamas." - Letsbuildafort
"These corporate retreat trust exercises just keep getting weirder and weirder every year. How many drink tickets do you have left?" - Flipsycab
"I swear to God, I wish I had a nickel for every tourist's head I've ended up on." - Brian
Three of my favorite captions:
"What happens in the Bahamas, stays in the Bahamas." - Letsbuildafort
"These corporate retreat trust exercises just keep getting weirder and weirder every year. How many drink tickets do you have left?" - Flipsycab
"I swear to God, I wish I had a nickel for every tourist's head I've ended up on." - Brian
Labels: caption, contest, humor, interactive
posted by k_sra at 11/29/2005 10:26:00 AM
62 Comments:
Mary's idea of using lizards as fashionable hats fell apart when it peed on her face.
TWISTING TO THE OLDIES. Come on now, let's all sing along . . .
"I guana dance with you . . ."
If you don't take that picture soon, I'm going to divorce you.
Everyone agreed that this was the point where Jean Paul Gautier finally transitioned from eccentric fashion designer to raving nutjob.
Deanna soon grew bored with licking toads and moved on to the hard stuff.
The bugs were unseasonably large that year.
The Ring-tailed Iguana will often evacuate its bowels when startled by sudden movement or a flash of light. For further information, see photos 2 though 13 in this series.
After the iguanas became the dominant species they kept around a few of the humans for use in transportation and spinning.
Further proof of Intelligent Design.
It doesn't keep the rain off, but it does keep the flies away.
No one had the heart to tell Arlene about the stray "cat" she picked up while on vacation.
"Ha, ha. Very funny. Iguana on my head. Like I'm going to fall for that one again."
Candi wanted to be a snake dancer but thought it best to start off slow.
Tell me again why it’s better for ME to pose with the big lizard?
Stranded without hats or sunscreen, the Doonberg’s were forced to improvise.
Whaddya mean it's on backwards!?
Whaddya mean there isn’t enough ocean in the shot!?!?
Mary could understand the parrot on the shoulder shot, but the lizard on the head made little if any sense.
I swear to God, I wish I had a nickel for every tourists head I've ended up on.
The day Susan checked number thirty-three off of her lifes "to-do" list.
Yes dear, I think customs will notice.
My wife is a moron.
How're we gonna get it off again?
(Brian, you are a rock star. Had me laughing with most of those. And here you were wondering why my website is so popular!)
"He holds my brain in."
"She keeps my feet warm."
The other lizards all knew that Ed made friends easily, but this was ridiculous.
Although she was roped into watching every single vacation slide the Delaney's had ever taken, Clara had to admit these were better than most.
Karen knew medicine was handled differently in the region, but still failed to understand how the big lizard could help with her headaches.
You cut my head off in this shot and I'll KILL YOU!!
Whaddya mean we're out of film!?
If you think the iguana was exciting, you should have seen the crocodile she was standing on.
Frank woke up and realized he might have had one too many at the annual lizard reunion.
"OK, Sarah, this is the last stunt photo I do for you."
from the mind of the iguana...
"don't drop me, don't drop me. i don't wanna die..."
Amelia "What a Looney" Kravitz poses with "Toodles" shortly before her ill-fated attempt to swim the English Channel with a lizard on her head.
Despite the strange growth, Karen tries to live a normal life.
OK - you mighta won this bet, but just wait for the one you lose!
//No prizes for this one//
See? Told ya we'd still compete, even without prizes.
So, can you explain again how this will clear my phaetons?
Wait-what was that? Kick, ball, change or kick, step, change?
These corporate retreat trust exercises just keep getting weirder and weirder every year. How many drink tickets do you have left?
Oh for Pete's sake, Al, I'm trying to make a point.
The xenophilia began as Carl's idea, but as Linda grew to like it more and more, he saw that one day he would be replaced by a reptile.
vewkq: Carpathian pronunciation of the word "vodka"
One of the few documented cases of the short-lived "lizard spinning" fad.
Amanda is about to discover that iguanas have prehensile tails and a weird sense of humor.
Binky enjoyed riding around on Sheila's head, until she farted.
Amanda thought to herself as her lizard's tail swept across her face, "This photo will surely be in Sarah's next Caption Contest!"
Put yer right arm and your lizard's tail in, and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself and your lizard around, that's what it's all about!
Cheryll was pleasantly surprised by the Iguana's sudden leap onto her head. Well, until she noticed the thing that chased it up there.
"OK, take a picture of me like this. Then we can use Photoshop to put in a beach scene and a lizard. It'll be great!"
What are you staring at? Do I have spinach stuck between my teeth again?
The future, where time travelling reptiles become more of a pest than an amusement.
After the accident, I thought my life was over--I wouldn't even have thought of going on vacation by myself! But, thanks to Reptile Companions International, I have my independence back. Here you see me striding confidently down the beach, secure in my knowledge that Eric (that's his name) is keeping a sharp lookout.
New LooneyGlue will stick anything to anything!
Sure, she's cute but what's that thing she's sitting on?
"Hello, iguana, won't you tell me your name..."
Fig. 2: Here you see the patient just 72 hours after her fourth, and final, treatment. As you can see, the once disfiguring lizards are now significantly reduced, especially around the cranial area. This patient can now resume a normal life.
I guess this was the moment I really knew it was over between me and Brenda. Things had been pretty tense between us: we hardly ever talked, and we hadn't made love in weeks. But I thought it was just a phase, and we could work it out--that is until I saw her sitting on another woman's head.
(apologies to AO)
Fig. 2: Here you see the patient just 72 hours after her fourth treatment. As you can see, the once disfiguring growth is now significantly reduced. This patient is now ready for the cauterization procedure, in which intense heat will be used to burn the human-shaped tumor from her abdomen.
How embarassing! She's wearing the same lizard I am!!
Jack Nicholson mugs for the camera on the set of his latest film, "Me and Lizzie."
I know we aren't getting prizes anymore, but can we still have winners?
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