There's Something Suspicious About This...
thursday october 13, 2005
here just do it. Body: most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, this really works!!!! 1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times! 2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!! 3 . If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!! 4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!! 5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish. Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked. After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you wished for will come true within in one week! u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your crush!!! Keep going down Keep going Keep going !!!!!!!! Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message! Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories. First Example: Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive. Second Example: Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever. Third Example: Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since. Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Bar bra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to- 1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life.....forever!!!!! 10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend......ONLY!!!!! 15 people- your crush will say they like you 20 people- your crush will ask you out! 25 people- your crush will kiss you!! 30 people - Your crush will have sex with you 35 people or more- All of the above!! Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....you only have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone you.. know
Crossing my fingers!!!!!
8 Comments:
Do I have to read it all? Is there a summary?
Summary: Do it or you or someone you love will die and you'll never have a boy/girlfriend and your teeth will fall out and other kids will laugh at you!!!!!
Hmm... eveyone dies, I'm already married, and I'm comfortable with kids laughing at my false teeth. I think I'll pass.
//Summary: Do it or you or someone you love will die//
Chain letters are basically mass death threats with smileys.
I'm going to kill you all! :-)
No, I'm serious.
uduoo: a popular phrase for love song choruses in the 1960's, generally preceded by "shooby"
Hey, I knew Jordan Johnson in the 3rd grade. I should forward this chain letter to him and say, "hey loser, look at all the trouble you've caused with your whining. My secret crush has sex with me but won't kiss me because I don't have enough friends. All your fault."
Then I would have to bomb his house.
An exact copy of the original letter?! Amazing! They used the same slang and abbreviations in 1863 as we do today!
What's even creepier, Masha, is that Jordan Johnsen read this exact letter including the part where he reads this exact letter and then gets all that cool stuff, so really it was prophetic and Jordan Johnsen already knew what would happen if he answered the letter. Totally amazing! I decided not to forward the letter because my name isn't in there.
"I decided not to forward the letter because my name isn't in there."
YOUR name might not be in there, but MINE was!! Just remember - you won't be getting any Nintendos for Christmas if your mother is dead....
Please, everybody comment. I'm counting to see if it's safe to go out today.
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