Sometimes, when I'm struck down by a particularly uncommon cold and find myself brimfull full of snot, I sneeze, and fire an octopus-like spiral of phlegm across the room.
Then I entertain myself in my sickbed by pretending that this affliction could be some kind of superpower. A bit like Spiderman wrapping his foes up in sticky webs.
So I end up lying in my bed, sneezing into tissues, thinking - "Damn. That's another criminal I could have brought to justice".
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Sometimes, when I'm struck down by a particularly uncommon cold and find myself brimfull full of snot, I sneeze, and fire an octopus-like spiral of phlegm across the room.
Then I entertain myself in my sickbed by pretending that this affliction could be some kind of superpower. A bit like Spiderman wrapping his foes up in sticky webs.
So I end up lying in my bed, sneezing into tissues, thinking - "Damn. That's another criminal I could have brought to justice".
oh, i have to hear this story.
Honesty, there's not much to tell. I'm sure every woman can relate... Octupus-Guy and the Date from Hell.
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