7.21.2005

"True Confessions"

I am the result of Maculate Conception.
I once held my breath underwater for nine months.
My biggest scar is still my belly button.
I can't dance, but I'm such a good performer that people think I can.
Science doesn't interest me unless someone who is excited about it explains it.
I'm no good at buying underwear.
I've never been stung by a bee.
'Purple' is my favorite word, but not my favorite color.
I wanted to be a marine biologist as a child because I thought fish were pretty.
I never see myself in my dreams.

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16 Comments:

Blogger Koobs said...

I like it.
I wanted to be a marine biologist until I was 20. Still kinda do...

21/7/05 12:58  
Blogger Joel said...

"I'm no good at buying underwear."

Neither is Winona Ryder.

(btw, I dig the "scare" quotes around "True Confessions.")

21/7/05 14:08  
Blogger k_sra said...

(huh, they only appear on the comments page. If I were to put real quotes on the post would there be double scare quotes on the comments page?)

(I'm gonna try it.)

21/7/05 14:15  
Blogger k_sra said...

(Sweet. It worked!)

koobs, dude, there's still time! Put down the bottle and pick up yer goggles!

21/7/05 14:18  
Blogger Koobs said...

Oh, I still go snorkeling and surfing. Just not sure how practical it is to make a life out of it. Either way, I'll always love the ocean and sealife.

And I can't... put down... the bottle.

21/7/05 14:27  
Blogger k_sra said...

So I noticed. It's stuck to yer mouth. How do you talk around that thing?

21/7/05 14:36  
Anonymous normzone said...

Let's go shopping...I can be a big help with your decisions :-)

21/7/05 15:32  
Blogger k_sra said...

Exactly, normz. I feel I can squarely blame this wardrobe flaw on my complete lack of an s.o.

On the other hand, I could also blame it on my not listening to the good advise of my older sisters.

Take your pick.

21/7/05 15:56  
Anonymous normzone said...

You might be confusing cause and effect - The lack of an S.O. may be due to underwear choice.

Try not showing your panties to potential dates and see if that makes any difference. Although, if you want to send me some photos, I could consult pro bono :-)

21/7/05 18:00  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

I recommend learning how to dance. Especially the swing. Although for some moves you should really have proper underwear.

21/7/05 18:06  
Blogger El Fid said...

Nine months, underwater, upside down!

22/7/05 06:49  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

"I'm no good at buying underwear" covers a wide range of problems. Are we talking about "I make unfashionable choices", "I often buy the wrong size" or is it more along the lines of "I sometimes accidentally set fire to the shop before I can get to the checkout line"?

By the way, I can't help noticing how everyone took interest in your wardrobe problems. Must be heartening to know that so many people are so eager to help.

22/7/05 08:57  
Blogger k_sra said...

(what have I gotten myself into)

I have plenty of fresh, clean, properly fitted underwear. What I don't have are those nice matching sets that seem to be the last step in every woman's underwear evolution. I have never set a checkout counter on fire, but I have been tempted by some so-called customer service professionals to do just that.

Swing dancing is fun, World, until somebody swings you into the air and drops you flat on your back.

22/7/05 10:11  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

I think he's doing it wrong.

22/7/05 10:25  
Anonymous normzone said...

k_sra said...

[On the other hand, I could also blame it on my not listening to the good advise of my older sisters.

Take your pick.]

I am always the last one to recognize an offer. It's cost me a lot of opportunities.

But I think if I'm to have my pick of your older sisters, you should probably make the choice for me. You know them better than I do.

23/7/05 20:08  
Blogger k_sra said...

World, she thought so to. I wonder if they ever danced again.

norm, uhm, yeah. That's not what you think it is. Better put that down. ; )

25/7/05 07:41  

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