Oktoberfest

Here in Cleveland, we celebrate our Oktoberfest in September because we are progressive. Or maybe it's just because it's too cold in October. Or maybe because we don't recognize the word "October" when it's spelled "Oktober."

I don't know.

I do know that Tara and I went to the Oktoberfest on the west side of town today and were swept up in the giddy, Germanic fun!

If you listen to this post, you will hear five new swear words or phrases inspired by our time at Oktoberfest. They were in no way influenced by alcoholic beverages. Seriously. They weren't.

Pick your favorite and use it this week!