10.25.2005

A Nice Retirement Fund

24 Comments:

Blogger Saint Kansas said...

What's a blog?

25/10/05 13:35  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Wow, priceyest blog I've seen yet. Mine's only worth $500, but that's about $500 more than I'd imagined.

25/10/05 13:40  
Blogger k_sra said...

You're standing on one.

Whaddya mean "what's a blog?" You blog!

25/10/05 13:41  
Blogger k_sra said...

(above directed at Kansas)

25/10/05 13:42  
Blogger El Fid said...

Mine's worth jsut under 4G's. I totally don't get it.

25/10/05 15:14  
Blogger El Fid said...

I think I'll try to sell mine on Ebay.

25/10/05 15:14  
Blogger "Honestus" - Raymond Charles said...

mine's worth zero - zilch - nada. I think i need k-sra's consultation, but now I'm afraid to ask her rate. SHe' gonna be very pricey.

25/10/05 15:18  
Blogger k_sra said...

Not at all, honestus. I provide useless advice free of charge. Here's my secret: suck up to anybody who comes even remotely near your blog for about six months. Then make your regulars compete in humiliating contests and reward them at your whim. This confuses them as to whether they will actually ever get rewarded. At which point they'll just hang out in hopes of ever getting their promised prize.

25/10/05 15:30  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Mine's worth nothing. Imagine that.

25/10/05 16:14  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

I've been meaning to talk to you about the whole blog worth thing. Where should I send a bill for my portion of clicks?

25/10/05 16:51  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

OK, mine was worth $10,000 or so, but I'm secure enough in my status as a provider to admit it. So, like, how do nude photos factor into this equation?

25/10/05 17:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saint Kansas, I'm not certain that I'm your target market for that.

K_sra, was I supposed to be humiliated? I missed the whole point of the thing...

Now, when K_sra is ready to model nude, I want first right of refusal. I have this whole black and white techie author theme about half planned out...

25/10/05 17:12  
Blogger Nicotine Jones said...

Mine's at $1,693.62

I wish I knew what was worth the .62 so I could find another 38 cents to get an even number...

25/10/05 18:58  
Blogger Lukas Abrhm said...

a little over 5k. but i don't think it matters....as this exercise seems asinine...

(but then again i did it anyways...)

WV=dznlhmi (dozens lh mi.)

26/10/05 04:28  
Blogger k_sra said...

Saint Kansas, you've posted nude photos? You sick, sick man!

norm, no you're not supposed to be humiliated (where do you come up with this stuff). I was making fun of myself for thus far failing to reward the three recent caption contest winners. Sheesh! So touchy. ; )

And no nude photo shoots! I'll hire a blind musician to take those photos.

26/10/05 07:45  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

A nude blind musician?

26/10/05 09:07  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

I haven't posted nude photos of anyone...I'm just wondering if I should start. Who knows how many thousands hotty.jpg alone has added to your retirement fund?

26/10/05 09:23  
Blogger Tara said...

Mine is worth $0.00. Well they weren't invited. Hmfph.

26/10/05 10:49  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a photographer from the pre-digital era who has done his share of black-and-white nudes, I tend to forget that not everybody is enthusiastic about helping to create art.

My policy is to ask everyone I meet to model nude for me...Ok, almost everybody. That way, I get enough positive responses to keep me in models.

26/10/05 13:54  
Blogger Brian said...

Priceless. My blog can only be described as priceless, but I'll sell it to you for a quarter.

26/10/05 16:31  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

//Then make your regulars compete in humiliating contests and reward them at your whim. This confuses them as to whether they will actually ever get rewarded. At which point they'll just hang out in hopes of ever getting their promised prize.//

Well, that explains a lot. I know there were times when I obviously had the best caption and didn't win. I should've realized you were just toying with me. I feel so cheap. (sniff)

26/10/05 20:46  
Blogger Temple said...

K....I feel like a big dork, but how do you know what it's worth? Mine on blogspot, nada....I know another one is worth something. But this one...I'm confused. I'm normally this way...it's not new.

27/10/05 10:21  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Hey, [brian]'s back! Did all this talk of blog money pull you back to the world of blog? I know I only spend time here for the money. And the perks. The blog commenter health care package is awesome.

27/10/05 10:47  
Blogger k_sra said...

Temple, I think it only calculates technorati users. So if you sign up for technorati to hound your site then it will do this stupid little service of quantifying your blog worth. Seems a bit silly now that I think of it...

And your blog is not worthless, as you yourself have pointed out! : )

Brian, how you been you old blogger you?

27/10/05 12:16  

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