11.10.2005

Understanding Local Max

"If your organization or even your career is stuck, my guess is that you've been wrestling with your Local Max." - Seth Godin

(Mymo shot this my way. Thanks, Mymo.)

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10.26.2005

Researching....

I am currently trying to grasp some of the major points of ghost writing. Forgive me if I disappear a bit. Oddly appropriate for Halloween, don't you think?

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10.25.2005

A Nice Retirement Fund

9.14.2005

Come Fly With Me To Section Eight

Damn! And I just bought non-refundable tickets!

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The Plot Thickens

9.01.2005

How many Lawyers Does It Take?

A lawyer's point of view on the New Orleans devastation:

5,000 - 6,000 lawyers (1/3 of the lawyers in Louisiana) have lost their offices, their libraries, their computers with all information thereon, their client files - possibly their clients, as one attorney who e-mailed me noted. As I mentioned before, they are scattered from Florida to Arizona and have nothing to return to. Their children's schools are gone and, optimistically, the school systems in 8 parishes/counties won't be re-opened until after December. They must re-locate their lives.

Our state supreme court is under some water - with all appellate files and evidence folders/boxes along with it. The 5th Circuit Court of Appeals building is under some water - with the same effect. Right now there may only be 3-4 feet of standing water but, if you think about it, most files are kept in the basements or lower floors of courthouses. What effect will that have on the lives of citizens and lawyers throughout this state and this area of the country? And on the law?

The city and district courts in as many as 8 parishes/counties are under water, as well as 3 of our circuit courts - with evidence/files at each of them ruined. The law enforcement offices in those areas are under water - again, with evidence ruined. 6,000 prisoners in 2 prisons and one juvenile facility are having to be securely relocated. We already have over-crowding at most Louisiana prisons and juvenile facilities. What effect will this have? And what happens when the evidence in their cases has been destroyed? Will the guilty be released upon the communities? Will the innocent not be able to prove their innocence?

Our state bar offices are under water. Our state disciplinary offices are under water - again with evidence ruined. Our state disciplinary offices are located on Veteran's Blvd. in Metairie. Those of you who have been watching the news, they continue to show Veteran's Blvd. It's the shot with the destroyed Target store and shopping center under water and that looks like a long canal. Our Committee on Bar Admissions is located there and would have been housing the bar exams which have been turned in from the recent July bar exam (this is one time I'll pray the examiners were late in turning them in - we were set to meet in 2 weeks to go over the results). Will all of those new graduates have to retake the bar exam?

Two of the 4 law schools in Louisiana are located in New Orleans (Loyola and Tulane - the 2 private ones that students have already paid about $8,000+ for this semester to attend). Another 1,000+ lawyers-to-be whose lives have been detoured. I've contacted professors at both schools but they can't reach anyone at those schools and don't know the amount of damage they've taken. Certainly, at least, this semester is over. I'm trying to reach the Chancellor's at Southern and LSU here in Baton Rouge to see if there's anything we can do to take in the students and/or the professors. I think I mentioned before, students from out of state have beens stranded at at least 2 of the other universities in New Orleans - they're moving up floor after floor as the water rises. Our local news station received a call from some medical students at Tulane Medical Center who were now on the 5th floor of the dormitories as the water had risen. One of them had had a heart attack and they had no medical supplies and couldn't reach anyone - 911 was busy, local law enforcement couldn't be reached, they were going through the phone book and reached a news station 90 miles away!! It took the station almost 45 minutes to finally find someone with FEMA to try to get in to them!!

And, then, there are the clients whose files are lost, whose cases are stymied. Their lives, too, are derailed. Of course, the vast majority live in the area and that's the least of their worries. But, the New Orleans firms also have a large national and international client base. For example, I received an e-mail from one attorney friend who I work with on some crucial domestic violence (spousal and child) cases around the nation - those clients could be seriously impacted by the loss, even temporarily, of their attorney - and he can't get to them and is having difficulty contacting the many courts around the nation where his cases are pending. Large corporate clients may have their files blowing in the wind where the high rise buildings had windows blown out.

I woke up this morning to the picture of Veteran's Blvd which made me think of my students who just took the bar. My thoughts wandered from there to the effect on the Disciplinary Offices. Then my thoughts continued on. I'm sure I'm still missing a big part of the future picture. It's just devastating. Can you imagine something of this dimension in your state?

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8.09.2005

Maybach Feels Great

One of the most expensive cars available. On their website you can choose the option of hearing the 'symphony' over your tour of the car. I highly recommend you turn on the 'symphony'. I almost wept.

Also, for stunning amounts of information watch the Maybach Movie. It includes a very serious look at the Maybach history as well as a browser's guide to Maybach features.

One thing that stood out to me: Maybachs are made in one place in the world. That factory produces only 1,000 cars per year (or 'annum' as they say in the hoity film).

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8.03.2005

Where Nut Jobs Network

Bet you didn't know there was a Snack Food Association bringing together the world's manufacturers and producers of fine snacks and treats!

Oh! And I just noticed they're having a "Chip Seminar" in March 2006. Anybody wanna go with me?

Interesting tidbits from their site:

February is National Snack Food Month (I'm gonna go out on a limb and say in the US only)

SFA represents Snack Food Manufacturers before the government

Their membership includes, but is not limited to, manufacturers of potato chips, tortilla chips, cereal snacks, pretzels, popcorn, cheese snacks, snack crackers, meat snacks, pork rinds, snack nuts, party mix, corn snacks, pellet snacks, fruit snacks, snack bars, granola, snack cakes, cookies and various other snacks.


Good to see pork rinds made the cut. Hate for those (bastardized) snacks to be left out.

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7.15.2005

Lost Liberty Bed and Breakfast Wasn't Enough

A case of overreacting? Or is it just desserts?

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7.05.2005

Your Random Photo of the Day


Stand still and earn money!

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6.02.2005

Becoming A Corporate Blogger

I came across an article in the Wall Street Journal's online career journal yesterday which astounded me. It basically told me that the way in which I waste time right now at my somewhat easy and unchallenging desk job is actually earning some lucky sons-of-bloggers up to $75k a year.

My jaw dropped. Paid top dollar to blog? Impossible! But this apparently phenomenon is catching on. Top companies want a friendly face and a conversational tone to their otherwise cold, money-grubbing exterior. And that's where colloquial geniuses like myself come in quite handy. The art of writing in a conversational tone is, apparently, highly sought after by the pin-head, stuffed shirts in the corporate world. Yippee!

Now I just have to find a company dumb enough to hire me after saying all those disparaging things about corporate environment... Let's just get out the Yellow Pages, shall we...?

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k_sra's Stuff Mart

My official online store is finally open!

It's not much, but it pays the bills... *snicker*

Buy as much as you like. I hear they make the t-shirts out of rehydrated banana peels.

Hell, you can even sign up for a newsletter! I don't know what it could possibly say, but there it is: ---------> Over in the sidebar there.

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5.27.2005

The Band That Wasn't But Is

Friday's are slow days here on YLSN(a)ED. Most of my readers are busy with other projects, planning their weekends, or more likely, already gone on a four day bass-fishing trip.

But for those of you, like me, who are still inexplicably at your work desk refreshing internet pages, looking for updates, wishing there was something interesting to do besides grinding down the lead of that company pencil you never use I am pleased to present for the very first time to the wider world wide web, a band who skipped the music and went straight for the marketing:

Handsome Squarejaw

Their album will be coming out any day now! In the meantime, please buy their products! (And I'm not just saying that because I'm their manager...)

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4.18.2005

if you were a marketing slogan, what would you be saying?

1.19.2005


Look familiar?

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9.08.2004

Last Notes on American Idol...

As a post script (and in answer to my own question of "who are those well-groomed people being led in to sit in their own special section"), my sister honest+popular informs me that she saw a couple of their faces in the local Idol competition. So apparently, the time to audition for American Idol is before the auditions. Go figure.

Thought you might like to know... : )

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6.22.2004

A fascinating study on the laws of Netflix rental availability.

Other materials you can use to recreate The Last Supper: people, figurines, tattoos, jewelry, chocolate, candles, glass plates, sand, roofs, caskets, or legos.

Of course none of them are as good as The Last Balloon Supper. Hehehe.

Makes me hungry just looking at it... Posted by Hello

Random photo of the day.

(Also, audioblogger is screaming to be tested. Respond to this post and ask for your favorite song... I might sing it.)

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