Bagel with Locks

Coffee Table Book

I'm afraid I might buy this some day.

Phrases I responded to today with the words "and how"

"It's awfully quiet down here today."
"Is it hot outside?"
"Did you water the plants?"
"Will you run these memos down to your office?"
"This memo is completely pointless!"
"These people have nothing better to do."
"David is beyond help."
"He just gave me the evil eye."
"Did you see that new TV show last night?"
"That girl was about to open up a can of whup-ass!"
"You really like that phrase don't you?"
"Sarah, you're silly."

Becoming A Corporate Blogger

I came across an article in the Wall Street Journal's online career journal yesterday which astounded me. It basically told me that the way in which I waste time right now at my somewhat easy and unchallenging desk job is actually earning some lucky sons-of-bloggers up to $75k a year.

My jaw dropped. Paid top dollar to blog? Impossible! But this apparently phenomenon is catching on. Top companies want a friendly face and a conversational tone to their otherwise cold, money-grubbing exterior. And that's where colloquial geniuses like myself come in quite handy. The art of writing in a conversational tone is, apparently, highly sought after by the pin-head, stuffed shirts in the corporate world. Yippee!

Now I just have to find a company dumb enough to hire me after saying all those disparaging things about corporate environment... Let's just get out the Yellow Pages, shall we...?