I'm so rich that yesterday I bought a 45 pound vegetable, and instead of cooking it and serving half of my village* I cut it into a disturbing shape, put a perfectly good candle inside (which could have served as my light for several evenings), and put the whole thing outside to rot - all for mild entertainment.
* Ok, I did roast the pumpkin seeds, which will feed half my office as they wander by my desk.
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Yep, comparatively loaded. But I knew that.
maybe you need to stop imbibing ;)
and so should we!
I'm so rich that yesterday I bought a 45 pound vegetable, and instead of cooking it and serving half of my village* I cut it into a disturbing shape, put a perfectly good candle inside (which could have served as my light for several evenings), and put the whole thing outside to rot - all for mild entertainment.
* Ok, I did roast the pumpkin seeds, which will feed half my office as they wander by my desk.
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