Caption Contest
Calum sent me this picture and it reminded me of two things; one: there are mushrooms growing in the lawn, and two: that I haven't had a caption contest lately. So knock yourselves out!(And if you are wondering who won the last one with the crazy lady with the lizard on her head, the answer is I don't know. You all won. Nobody did. Whatever. What difference does it make? Why does there always have to be a winner and loser? Why can't you people just enjoy life without trying to vaunt yourselves or cast down others? Why can't we all just get along and live in harmony on this god-forsaken planet without it being about some kind of competition where people are "better" or "worse" than others? Why? What is wrong with you all!?!)
I announced winners for the other one. Well, sort of.
posted by k_sra at 12/19/2005 12:23:00 PM
22 Comments:
I think you got those backwards.
Ok, now for my entry, which may be neither better nor worse than any other. Except it's likely worse.
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The day the garden gnomes decided to get rid of that damn beat up Chevy on the front lawn.
What did I get backwards?
Your rant indicated that there is no winner for the lizard head competition, but your link indicates there was.
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Despite their odds, the dwarfs were looking forward to competing against the orcs.
Yeah. I did it on purpose. It was supposed to be funny. But apparently was not.
Sorry. When you said "for the other one" I thought you meant the fire fighters.
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What could have been an embarrassing fashion accident at the county fair was saved when Timmy suggested they all hang out together and pretend that they meant to match.
Of the Seven, again Sleepy was no where to be found.
You mean me, honestus? Truthfully I'm about to pass out under my desk.
How I imagine [k]'s office.
After the reindeer went on strike, it was up to Santa's elves to pull in the sleigh. They later vowed to help put Santa on a diet.
//You all won. Nobody did. Whatever. What difference does it make? Why does there always have to be a winner and loser?//
WHAT??!! No winners? No losers? What's the point in playing unless you've got a chance of lording over everyone else? Bad enough there's no prizes but no winners?
Due to the new "no losers" rule, the game of tug-o-war went on until bedtime.
In order to train young elves to appreciate 12-hour days of toymaking, their first 15 years are spent dragging large objects across open fields.
In an example of playground bullying taken to the next level, the green-and-yellow supremacists prepare a rope.
Tug-of-War: One of the many outdoor activities at the 27th annual Illegitimate Children of Snow White Family Reunion.
Occasionaly, a mother elephant needs a little assistance in delivering the calf.
The director gnome, distinguished by his stylish rain boots, told the team to pull the line to make a real haggis appear so they would all get 3 wishes. Little did they know it was a practical joke and all that was attached to the rope was a bucket full of confetti.
The balloon handlers in the Paducah County Thanksgiving Parade struggle with the Gandalf float after the disadvantages of using water instead of helium had begun to be apparent.
The unfortunate children known as "The Conehead Sextuplets" helped support their family by appearing at public events and endorsing their sponsors.
Boy Scouts of America has introduced a new uniform. "We're trying to look less gay," a spokesman said.
"The Hufflepuff team had a disappointing start to their season, having to rescue their Seeker after she flew into a peat bog."
"Okay, guys, when I count to three, everybody let go, and Dopey up there will get dragged across the line by the other team!"
Hogwarts' students were instructed not to laugh at students from less fortunate districts.
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