A nurse visits a patient after a surgery, who's wearing an oxygen mask. He says "Excuse me, but are my testicles black?"
The nurse is shocked, and says "I'm sorry sir, I'm just here to change your IV drip. You'll have to ask the doctor"
The man say "Please, can you tell me if my testicles are black?"
The nurse shrugs, pulls down the sheet, lifts up his gown, and inspects his testicles. She sees nothing abnormal, so she lifts them up to inspect the back side. Still seeing nothing wrong, she says "Your testicals look fine to me."
The man takes off his oxygen mask and says "Thank you, but are my test results back?"
Geez, Steve! Not gonna wait till the corpse is cold, eh? Not even till the ink has dried on the papers!
Well, alls fair in love and war, I s'pose.
In answer to your question, honestus: Never. But I intend to someday so i can properly raise children. I s'pose I'll have to learn to make ballooon animals too.
It would have been pretty cool to have a clown for a parent. I guess at some point is would be embarassing though. "Wow, you got a clown for your party?" "No, that's just Mom."
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
A bear walks into a bar. She says "I'd like some pretzels
and a beer."
The bartender says "Why the long pause?"
What did the salmon say when he ran into a wall?
Dam.
A nurse visits a patient after a surgery, who's wearing an oxygen mask. He says "Excuse me, but are my testicles black?"
The nurse is shocked, and says "I'm sorry sir, I'm just here to change your IV drip. You'll have to ask the doctor"
The man say "Please, can you tell me if my testicles are black?"
The nurse shrugs, pulls down the sheet, lifts up his gown, and inspects his testicles. She sees nothing abnormal, so she lifts them up to inspect the back side. Still seeing nothing wrong, she says "Your testicals look fine to me."
The man takes off his oxygen mask and says "Thank you, but are my test results back?"
//(I'm juggling life right now)//
Been a bit busy myself. Lots going on. Moving day is Saturday. And I've met someone particularly wonderful.
Already? You are certainly efficient. And she isn't just after your green card?
The guy is continually surrounded by female fans.
We call them groofies.
when did you learn how to juggle?
//Already? You are certainly efficient.//
A combination of a few cautious steps into the world of dating and incredibly good luck. Go figure.
Well I hope you wait until you move before you bring her home. Because that could get awkward...
I'm not the one that's moving.
Sorry, forgot. Same issue though.
Geez, Steve! Not gonna wait till the corpse is cold, eh? Not even till the ink has dried on the papers!
Well, alls fair in love and war, I s'pose.
In answer to your question, honestus: Never. But I intend to someday so i can properly raise children. I s'pose I'll have to learn to make ballooon animals too.
You make wonderful balloon animals, or aliens...
It would have been pretty cool to have a clown for a parent. I guess at some point is would be embarassing though. "Wow, you got a clown for your party?" "No, that's just Mom."
is juggling a requirement to parenting? if so, i best be practicing.
It's not absolutely necessary. As an alternative, you could grow a third arm. Whichever's easier.
//Geez, Steve! Not gonna wait till the corpse is cold, eh? Not even till the ink has dried on the papers!//
Hey, like I said, my life seems to be a series of things going horribly, horribly right.
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