3.28.2006

Talk Amongst Yourselves

(I'm juggling life right now)

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Blogger Worldgineer said...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

A bear walks into a bar. She says "I'd like some pretzels




and a beer."
The bartender says "Why the long pause?"

28/3/06 19:02  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

What did the salmon say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

28/3/06 19:03  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

A nurse visits a patient after a surgery, who's wearing an oxygen mask. He says "Excuse me, but are my testicles black?"

The nurse is shocked, and says "I'm sorry sir, I'm just here to change your IV drip. You'll have to ask the doctor"

The man say "Please, can you tell me if my testicles are black?"

The nurse shrugs, pulls down the sheet, lifts up his gown, and inspects his testicles. She sees nothing abnormal, so she lifts them up to inspect the back side. Still seeing nothing wrong, she says "Your testicals look fine to me."

The man takes off his oxygen mask and says "Thank you, but are my test results back?"

28/3/06 19:10  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

//(I'm juggling life right now)//

Been a bit busy myself. Lots going on. Moving day is Saturday. And I've met someone particularly wonderful.

29/3/06 08:07  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Already? You are certainly efficient. And she isn't just after your green card?

29/3/06 10:22  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

The guy is continually surrounded by female fans.


We call them groofies.

29/3/06 13:08  
Blogger honestus said...

when did you learn how to juggle?

29/3/06 14:24  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

//Already? You are certainly efficient.//

A combination of a few cautious steps into the world of dating and incredibly good luck. Go figure.

29/3/06 16:21  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Well I hope you wait until you move before you bring her home. Because that could get awkward...

29/3/06 16:35  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

I'm not the one that's moving.

29/3/06 17:12  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Sorry, forgot. Same issue though.

29/3/06 17:31  
Blogger k_sra said...

Geez, Steve! Not gonna wait till the corpse is cold, eh? Not even till the ink has dried on the papers!

Well, alls fair in love and war, I s'pose.

In answer to your question, honestus: Never. But I intend to someday so i can properly raise children. I s'pose I'll have to learn to make ballooon animals too.

30/3/06 21:52  
Blogger El Fid said...

You make wonderful balloon animals, or aliens...

30/3/06 22:02  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

It would have been pretty cool to have a clown for a parent. I guess at some point is would be embarassing though. "Wow, you got a clown for your party?" "No, that's just Mom."

31/3/06 10:12  
Blogger honestus said...

is juggling a requirement to parenting? if so, i best be practicing.

31/3/06 14:03  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

It's not absolutely necessary. As an alternative, you could grow a third arm. Whichever's easier.

31/3/06 14:55  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

//Geez, Steve! Not gonna wait till the corpse is cold, eh? Not even till the ink has dried on the papers!//

Hey, like I said, my life seems to be a series of things going horribly, horribly right.

31/3/06 16:42  
Blogger Letsbuildafort said...

Lets make like a table and leave.

2/4/06 14:56  
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2/4/06 14:57  
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9/4/06 03:15  
Blogger Letsbuildafort said...

COME BACK, SARAH, COME BACK!

9/4/06 21:12  

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