3.18.2006

Caption Contest!



Winner receives a free dinner with me and my boyfriend at a local IHOP restaurant OR a three minute unfettered ramble on the topic of their choice on audioblogger! Good luck! (Oh and my boyfriend doesn't know about the dinner thing, so that may not actually be an option, but we'll see.)

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29 Comments:

Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Worldwide Santa Shortage - Department Stores Improvise

18/3/06 17:15  
Blogger Letsbuildafort said...

A prime example of Canadian brainwashing.

19/3/06 12:23  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

In a questionable bid to drive traffic to her site, she decided to post pictures of moose toe.

19/3/06 14:20  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

Bullwinkle's stuffed corpse made Boris & Natasha richer than they could have imagined. Rocky, on the other hand, was delicious.

19/3/06 15:41  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

"Billy, I know you're unhappy with the picture, but stop trying to crush mommy's head. Please."

Word verification: lxvcksra (Look at the last 4 letters!)

19/3/06 15:45  
Blogger lostdog said...

Having finally secured the trust of the fake moose, Annie and little Tim had him just where they wanted him. As the moose stared off unsuspectingly into the middle distance, Tim gave the secret signal. Annie smiled, happy in the knowledge that tonight there would be food on the table at last.

19/3/06 16:09  
Blogger lostdog said...

Usually skittish and wary of humans, this photo is a rare glimpse of Annie and little Tim, who, after a tragic helicopter crash in deep in the outer reaches of DisneyLand, have been taken in and raised by costumed animals since that terrible day.

My post verification word was "fuxocx". Who sounds like a really offensive character in the Asterix books.

19/3/06 16:32  
Blogger Letsbuildafort said...

Albeit a little 'unorthodox' I'm still glad they found a use for Slobodan Milosevic's corpse.

19/3/06 20:43  
Blogger Nicotine Jones said...

Um, Mom...I think the moose guy is a little excited...

20/3/06 00:17  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

The Weyerhaeuser museum shows how happy Freddie the Moose is that they've made lots of new space for him, along with a fine sitting stump.

20/3/06 10:30  
Blogger Tara said...

Moose generally hate children, but they'll do anything to earn a buck during the slow months.

20/3/06 12:18  
Blogger honestus said...

Once known as Micky Mouse, Big Bob now goes by the name of Moses the Moose.

20/3/06 15:26  
Blogger k_sra said...

It would be four days before anyone discovered the moosketeer was dead.

20/3/06 17:25  
Blogger lostdog said...

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20/3/06 17:29  
Blogger lostdog said...

I think you win it yourself with that one, k_sra. Leaving you free to rant at your boyfriend for three minutes on a subject of your own choosing in your local IHOP (whatever that is)...

20/3/06 17:36  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

They must have an International House of Pancakes where you are, [lost]. They're international. It's a chain of restaurants that serves pancakes anytime.

20/3/06 18:16  
Blogger k_sra said...

K-Mart's discount Photo option

20/3/06 19:46  
Blogger k_sra said...

Although they hadn't noticed him at the time, The Coles wondered who that moose was that showed up in their vacation photos.

20/3/06 19:47  
Blogger k_sra said...

That's not Hitler, it's Mooselini.

20/3/06 19:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here, we see how animals are adapting in surprising ways to survive the relentless hunting. The children were released, unharmed, the day after moose season ended.

20/3/06 22:58  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

Rather than skip school picture day and with the help of clothes stolen from a campsite, Bruce disguised the unslightly growth as a small child.

21/3/06 09:41  
Blogger Sanjida said...

Legacy Village's Easter Moose arrested; allegedly molested 7 year old boy as older sister looks on.

21/3/06 09:43  
Anonymous Jonathan Phillips said...

With a simple hand gesture, Little Jack confirmed that the moosey penis-prod in his back really wasn't that big after all.

22/3/06 14:44  
Blogger voyeur of destruction said...

i dont have a caption, just a question...a moose.........why?

22/3/06 22:16  
Anonymous DrCurry said...

For $5 a pop, the moose lined up to have their photos taken with the cardboard cutouts of the children.

23/3/06 20:58  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

Three words:

Best. Vacation. Ever.

24/3/06 11:14  
Blogger Saint Kansas said...

This post has to move down soon... no kidding, I had a dream last night involving my two children visiting a family of moose on display at the Millcreek Mall.

28/3/06 10:07  
Blogger Brian said...

Ed took his role with the upcoming community theater musical way too seriously.

30/3/06 20:03  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

CRAZY MARTY HERE! IT'S MY MID-WINTER BLOWOUT AND I'M CRAZY! I'M SLASHING PRICES ON ALL ARYAN CHILDREN! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

31/3/06 14:18  

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