8.27.2008

Just Say No To Abstinence

Ohio did just that.

The abstinence-until-marriage programs in the state of Ohio recently came under heavy fire. The AIDS taskforce of Ohio asked that state funding for the no-sex-till-marriage programs be withheld until proof for their efficacy can be shown. The programs, which began under Pres. Clinton, took on added steam and additional funding under Bush (no surprise there). Ohio law requires sex ed to promote and "emphasize" that abstinence from sexual activity is the only 100% effective means of protecting oneself from STD's and unwanted pregnancy (ORC 3313.60). Whereas most non-profit organizations must match their government funds with their own funding, the state of Ohio matches the funds for the abstinence-only programs. The US government doesn't care who matches it, just so long as it's matched. But the Ohio AIDS taskforce does care. You see, the AIDS taskforce has to match their own funds and would much rather see state funds go directly to AIDS patients than to be 'thrown down the drain' in an attempt to rally Ohio teens around the no-nookie flagpole. You can't blame them. The abstinence only programs are not only syphoning off large amounts of state funding, they also blatantly advertise hetero-monogamy as "God's plan for our lives." As it turns out federal funding may not be used for religious purposes, don't you know, which gives the AIDS taskforce a nice little platform on which to launch an assault.

It's not the only platform though. Studies show that whereas the no-sex-till-wed programs muster a lot of enthusiasm, the numbers of STD's and pregnancies among the students who signed up to "keep themselves pure" were just as high as teens exposed to (no pun intended) "safe-sex" programs. In other words, it wasn't necessarily working.

I find this interesting; this battle raging over what to tell the kids. What will work best. What will make those pesky numbers of chlamydia and gonorrhea cases drop. How to get the number of teen pregnancies down, etc. It is already and has been for some time a wild, overgrown weed patch in our national psyche. A word to the wise is no longer sufficient. The world is dangerous and ignorance is anything but bliss.

But as for the notion that a child equipped with a condom is "safer" than a child without is a total crock. It does hurt a thirteen year old girl's feelings to get plowed under by some boy or man in their pursuit of the national past time. I remain unconvinced that there is any thirteen year old in this country who would benefit by having sex.

So... is Cheryl Biddle, executive director of Abstinence the Better Choice, justified in saying "we want to balance the scale" by continuing a message of abstinence only in Ohio and is that "balance" worth $455,000 in state funding? Or is the idea of preaching abstinence worth the government's money only if you also hand out cherry-flavored condoms?

One last thought before I descend my soap box:

Learning to put on a condom without also learning to protect your heart seems an ass-backwards way to protect the young of this country.

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8.07.2008

The Last Lunch

Second grade class at St. Ann's were inspired by their studies of Da Vinci. See Neatorama's for the full story. Reminds me of the time I was the proud recipient of the Balloon Last Supper.

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10.15.2007

How to Hug a Baby

6.12.2007

Celebrity Composure: 101

What do you do when you've been asked to an interview in Japan for your new Summer Blockbuster and instead of a volley of questions and answers you are seated in a special chair and insanely cute children start performing for you? Apparently, when you are a celebrity you have to know how to handle these unexpected occasions. Here's how Johnny Depp handled it.

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5.21.2007

Dreams of Flying Photography


These will mess with your head, but they are pure delight.

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1864 Baseball with Conan O'Brien

Just a little something to get your Monday morning on track (assuming you have sound/video capabilities and free time at work. I still haven't seen the end of the clip, but the first half is wonderful.)

Speaking of aberrant versions of baseball, just went to my boyfriend's first softball game last night. His team lost, but he looked good. : )

Took my nephew with me. Fed him sugar, sugar, goldfish crackers and sugar, and then my boyfriend took us out for ice cream. My nephew was up all night before puking. *sigh* Can't spoil children like you used to could! (Sorry, D!)

Main differences between baseball and softball as I remember it from our conversation at the ice cream place:
  • Softball is bigger than a baseball
  • Ball is pitched underhand
  • in this case, batters start with a 1-1 count (1 strike, 1 ball)
  • in this case, 11 men on field instead of 9
  • in this case, no metal cleats on the field

Here's a fun page: See the salary vs performance stats of all thirty major league teams throughout the season.

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5.04.2007

Lips Don't Lie

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5.01.2007

Snot Obsessed

Need to clear your baby's nose fast? Suck it out! (Now with patented snot-filter technology *dry heave*)

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3.06.2007

Yoga Youngster

If you'd like to see a six year old pull off those harder yoga positions then go here and then like me you'll be saying, "Yeah, right, when I was six, I coulda pulled that half-moon, full twist, tree eagle, too!"

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2.21.2007

Democratic Squirrels


Hahahahaha! (I'm sorry.) Hahahahahaha! HA! (excuse me.)

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2.07.2007

Best Comeback Ever?

When someone else's child in the grocery store says, "Can she be my new mommy?" As her dad blushes, what should a young woman say?


(Story from Marie over on Multiply)

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11.15.2006

Laughing Baby

This helps me (click pic):

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9.19.2006

Kids Say The Darndest Things

This edition of Kids Say The Darndest Things is brought you by the collected resources of myself and my coworkers and the wonderful little children in our lives. Enjoy!

Mommy: I have a baby growing in my tummy, that's why it's so big.
Two year old: Oh. Mommy, do you have a baby growing in your bottom, too?

Little girl annoys everyone around her with her new gifts of a dress, perfume and wristwatch demanding that everyone she meets see her dress, smell her perfume and listen to her wristwatch. Her parents tell her to stop as it becomes unbearably repetitious. They go out to dinner at a restaurant and the little girl is desperate to show off her new Birthday wealth. So when the waitress arrives at her table she bursts out, "If you see something, hear something, and smell something then it's probably me!"

A woman on a bus with her niece tries to convince her not to bite her nails, "If you keep doing that your tummy will swell up!" she says. So the little girl stops and as they get off the bus, she says to a pregnant woman near the front, "I know what you've been doing."

At a dinner of Chinese food, a five year old watches me eating with chopsticks and asks what they are. "Chinese people use them to eat their food," I tell him. The boy slides off his chair and sidles over to his mother and whispers in her ear, "Mom, is Sarah Chinese?"

A little three year old boy is asked to give a speech during his birthday celebration. So he stands up on his chair and delivers the following words: "I would like to thank all of you for coming to my birthday party and I hope that every one of you goes straight to hell." That little boy is now 78 years old.

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4.24.2006

Better Baby Bottle Builder


Fascinated by this baby bottle that apparently keeps air out of the baby's tummy. Unlike most others. Dr. Brown's are a swear-by from people who use them. Their babies don't spit up all over everything.

Of course, they're also a pain to clean!

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3.18.2006

Caption Contest!



Winner receives a free dinner with me and my boyfriend at a local IHOP restaurant OR a three minute unfettered ramble on the topic of their choice on audioblogger! Good luck! (Oh and my boyfriend doesn't know about the dinner thing, so that may not actually be an option, but we'll see.)

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3.02.2006

You can be my baby

...it don't matter if you're Black or White.

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2.28.2006

Is your heart cold?

Here's a story to warm it.

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12.14.2005

Teen Repellant


How to keep those pesky teens from loitering around your store. Finally!

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11.11.2005

Must-Have Item of the Day

11.09.2005

Kidioms



















"stop on a dime"

What kids think of when you use idioms. (Thanks, Jeff, for the link!)

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