Pass A Sobriety Test

First of all, nobody likes a drunk driver. They crash into things and they smell bad. So please don't drink and drive. But if you just happen to be innocently commuting from one wine-tasting to another with more alcohol on your breath than in your system, then you'll want to keep these tips in mind. (I think this could also make a great party game. That way, you'll also know when it's time to take your guest' keys from them!)