7.11.2005

Caption Contest!



You may now submit your wittiest captions ever for this photo stolen straight off the pages of Handknits for Young Moderns.

We're all vying for fantastic prizes here, people!

Fantastic Prizes!

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62 Comments:

Blogger Tara said...

"Hello! I'm from Uniforce!"

Super Dork to the rescue!

Oh wait, can we have only one entry per post?

11/7/05 14:35  
Blogger mymo said...

Damn, it feels good to be a Frenchman.

11/7/05 14:36  
Blogger k_sra said...

Tara, you can put several in one post, but it will confuse the natives (me) so give em all breathing room and post a lot of them.

11/7/05 14:39  
Blogger k_sra said...

Ma was right, if you wear yellow you're a dandy fellow!

11/7/05 14:41  
Blogger Nicotine Jones said...

Yes! Yellow is the new Pink!

11/7/05 15:08  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Yes, Aunt Mabel, it's very nice. Oh yeah, I'll wear it all the time - really.

11/7/05 15:25  
Blogger k_sra said...

Man am I gonna get the chicks tonight! *cheep cheep*

11/7/05 15:42  
Blogger k_sra said...

Spying is ten times easier in a VelcroVest!

11/7/05 15:43  
Blogger k_sra said...

I am chaffing like an idiot.

11/7/05 15:43  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Yeah, but at least I'm warm.

11/7/05 15:48  
Blogger Drew said...

"Ha! Now with this magnificent vest, nobody will notice that my hair is really just a hunk of plastic!"

11/7/05 15:50  
Anonymous normzone said...

During the initial trials of the medication the subjects uniformly exhibited mild euphoria and an uncontrolable urge to modify terrycloth bathtowels.

11/7/05 16:01  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

You should see the matching boxers.

11/7/05 17:09  
Blogger Tara said...

Regular bulletproof vests are so ugly and bland.

11/7/05 17:16  
Blogger Tara said...

The "Fab Five" finds a sixth member.

11/7/05 17:18  
Blogger gnomethang said...

"How's me Jerkin'?"

11/7/05 18:37  
Blogger Jinx said...

Although stuck in a sweater for the party, the silk panties allowed him to feel sexy, and, sometimes, a little dangerous.

12/7/05 07:16  
Blogger dag said...

Chip finally found a use for that huge lot of carpet rejects he bought on Ebay.

12/7/05 09:35  
Blogger k_sra said...

(Drew, you stole the line [sort of] out of my mouth!)

"Seeee my vest! See my vest!"

12/7/05 11:16  
Blogger k_sra said...

"Crazy velcro knukles; stuck again!"

12/7/05 11:18  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

People were always playing tricks on Colorblind Earl.

12/7/05 11:32  
Blogger Joel said...

"Ok, I buzzed around all the flowers in the south meadow...now where do you want me to put all this pollen?"

"Introducing the new 'Mr. Right' pots and pan scrubber with anti-bacterial sponge!"

"Well, I never expected to ditch at sea either, but, dang if it didn't save my life!"

"Oh, go ahead and laugh. But we'll see who's lauging in a week when the sprouts start to grow."

"And it's so breathable!"

12/7/05 11:42  
Blogger gnomethang said...

Now with *free* sundried elephant skin accessory (Modelled here by the lovely Tarquin).

12/7/05 17:22  
Blogger chopper said...

Terror Alert: ELEVATED

12/7/05 18:58  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

When trouble strikes, mild-mannered Colby Stilton becomes Captain Cheese Vest!

13/7/05 08:22  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Convinced he's invisible in his new magic vest, Mel prepares plans for mischief.

13/7/05 10:43  
Blogger Tara said...

Since hearing about the breakup of Barbie and Ken, Bob is finally ready to sweep Barbie off her pointy feet.

13/7/05 11:45  
Anonymous Geff Jober said...

"Wait'll those assholes see me now," thought Gregory, ready for his High School reunion. "If this vest doesn't blow them away, the dynamite strapped to my torso will."

13/7/05 20:56  
Blogger El Fid said...

(What's with all the craaaazy textiles?)

Take a picture, ma. Better do it quick.

14/7/05 07:07  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

An early attempt at lint recycling.

14/7/05 12:10  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

This vest was meticulously stitched together from the pelts of over 20,000 wooly bears.

14/7/05 12:11  
Blogger Tara said...

Ned decided to let down his hair and hang with his peeps.

14/7/05 13:13  
Blogger k_sra said...

Stanley Kerbash: President of his high school Brillo Pad Society.

14/7/05 13:35  
Blogger k_sra said...

Spongebob Square Vest

14/7/05 13:35  
Anonymous barnzenen said...

While smiling, John thinks to himself, "Do I dare...no... yes! I will undo another button!"

14/7/05 15:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That's right, sweet thing, keep starin'. Bet you ain't never seen anything like this."

14/7/05 15:30  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After much thought,Bruno decides that the supper club would be the best place to show off his new St. John vest.

14/7/05 15:38  
Anonymous theircompetitor said...

Yes, he's damn comfortable. That's the power of Preparation H.

14/7/05 15:38  
Anonymous tc redux said...

Make spiffy vests just like this from your old carpets! Only $9.99.

14/7/05 15:41  
Anonymous tc, giddy and going home now said...

No, I skinned the sheep myself. Yes, isn't it amazing? And, I used the leftovers to make some excellent condoms

14/7/05 15:44  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With dreams of becoming president of the Glee Club, Frank knew his new fluffy yellow vest would impress his clubmates.

14/7/05 15:54  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No, I don't get yellow sweat stains on the underarms of my shirts anymore. This unbelievably light and fashionable vest absorbs all the moisture."

14/7/05 16:00  
Blogger Lukas Abrhm said...

...when not wearing his cardigan...the beav uses it as a throw rug.

14/7/05 16:01  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to avoid the fashion police, be sure to always leave the bottom button undone.

14/7/05 16:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Live Strong"

14/7/05 16:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As he modeled for himself in front of the mirror Grant thought to himself, "Fabulous! I just looove the way this vest accentuates my tight torso and tapered hips."

14/7/05 16:16  
Blogger Dr. Curry said...

"Thanks for dying my vest, Earl. But what's that funny smell...?"

14/7/05 16:23  
Anonymous neilp said...

Dan was convinced that his choice of fabric would prevent the humiliation he'd been trying to avoid at not being able to afford a set of matching buttons.

14/7/05 16:52  
Anonymous Super Gober said...

Carpet Sweater ('kär-p&t 'swe-t&r)
NOUN One of many mistakes in the mid 20th century.
ETYMOLOGY MIddle English, from Norse uglishit, to be of undesirable appearance.

14/7/05 18:19  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ch-ch-ch-chia!"

14/7/05 19:04  
Anonymous tc said...

Yes, I do call it the Golden Fleece!

14/7/05 19:27  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yamahito said:

Metropolis' newest superhero, Static Electricity Man, poses for the Daily Planet...

15/7/05 03:25  
Blogger k_sra said...

"Remember kids, if you don't brush your teeth they could look like this!"

15/7/05 07:48  
Blogger Koobs said...

"With my nifty bath-rug camouflage vest, I can spy on any girl in the bathroom, unnoticed! It's brilliant!"

15/7/05 12:28  
Blogger Koobs said...

"Oh, look at you, you poor thing, you're soaking wet! Come here, come here, let me dry you off." *grin*

15/7/05 12:32  
Anonymous egbert said...

"Sure it'll be OK, honey, I'm wearing a black tie like the invite said!"

15/7/05 15:31  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Gunter, still unfamiliar with many English idioms, completely mininterprets the phrase "chick magnet".

17/7/05 21:01  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well shit Wally, what happened to the Beaver?

18/7/05 10:40  
Anonymous UnaBubba said...

"Well fuck you, Charles! Vogue said the Traffic Cone Look will be big this year, so there!"

18/7/05 21:18  
Anonymous UnaBubba said...

Peter Sealy, as a young man, perfects the Spray Cheese Vest. It fails in the open market.

20/7/05 20:18  
Anonymous Jinbish said...

Syndicated Fonzie just didn't work...

17/2/06 13:12  
Anonymous catmanjag said...

Yes, Curious George, I do buy my drugs from my tailor.
How did you know?!

17/12/06 17:17  

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