Caption Contest!
You may now submit your wittiest captions ever for this photo stolen straight off the pages of Handknits for Young Moderns.
We're all vying for fantastic prizes here, people!
Fantastic Prizes!
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posted by k_sra at 7/11/2005 02:13:00 PM
60 Comments:
"Hello! I'm from Uniforce!"
Super Dork to the rescue!
Oh wait, can we have only one entry per post?
Damn, it feels good to be a Frenchman.
Tara, you can put several in one post, but it will confuse the natives (me) so give em all breathing room and post a lot of them.
Ma was right, if you wear yellow you're a dandy fellow!
Yes! Yellow is the new Pink!
Yes, Aunt Mabel, it's very nice. Oh yeah, I'll wear it all the time - really.
Man am I gonna get the chicks tonight! *cheep cheep*
Spying is ten times easier in a VelcroVest!
I am chaffing like an idiot.
Yeah, but at least I'm warm.
"Ha! Now with this magnificent vest, nobody will notice that my hair is really just a hunk of plastic!"
During the initial trials of the medication the subjects uniformly exhibited mild euphoria and an uncontrolable urge to modify terrycloth bathtowels.
You should see the matching boxers.
Regular bulletproof vests are so ugly and bland.
The "Fab Five" finds a sixth member.
"How's me Jerkin'?"
Although stuck in a sweater for the party, the silk panties allowed him to feel sexy, and, sometimes, a little dangerous.
Chip finally found a use for that huge lot of carpet rejects he bought on Ebay.
(Drew, you stole the line [sort of] out of my mouth!)
"Seeee my vest! See my vest!"
"Crazy velcro knukles; stuck again!"
People were always playing tricks on Colorblind Earl.
Now with *free* sundried elephant skin accessory (Modelled here by the lovely Tarquin).
Terror Alert: ELEVATED
When trouble strikes, mild-mannered Colby Stilton becomes Captain Cheese Vest!
Convinced he's invisible in his new magic vest, Mel prepares plans for mischief.
Since hearing about the breakup of Barbie and Ken, Bob is finally ready to sweep Barbie off her pointy feet.
"Wait'll those assholes see me now," thought Gregory, ready for his High School reunion. "If this vest doesn't blow them away, the dynamite strapped to my torso will."
(What's with all the craaaazy textiles?)
Take a picture, ma. Better do it quick.
An early attempt at lint recycling.
This vest was meticulously stitched together from the pelts of over 20,000 wooly bears.
Ned decided to let down his hair and hang with his peeps.
Stanley Kerbash: President of his high school Brillo Pad Society.
Spongebob Square Vest
While smiling, John thinks to himself, "Do I dare...no... yes! I will undo another button!"
"That's right, sweet thing, keep starin'. Bet you ain't never seen anything like this."
After much thought,Bruno decides that the supper club would be the best place to show off his new St. John vest.
Yes, he's damn comfortable. That's the power of Preparation H.
Make spiffy vests just like this from your old carpets! Only $9.99.
No, I skinned the sheep myself. Yes, isn't it amazing? And, I used the leftovers to make some excellent condoms
With dreams of becoming president of the Glee Club, Frank knew his new fluffy yellow vest would impress his clubmates.
"No, I don't get yellow sweat stains on the underarms of my shirts anymore. This unbelievably light and fashionable vest absorbs all the moisture."
...when not wearing his cardigan...the beav uses it as a throw rug.
And to avoid the fashion police, be sure to always leave the bottom button undone.
"Live Strong"
As he modeled for himself in front of the mirror Grant thought to himself, "Fabulous! I just looove the way this vest accentuates my tight torso and tapered hips."
Dan was convinced that his choice of fabric would prevent the humiliation he'd been trying to avoid at not being able to afford a set of matching buttons.
Carpet Sweater ('kär-p&t 'swe-t&r)
NOUN One of many mistakes in the mid 20th century.
ETYMOLOGY MIddle English, from Norse uglishit, to be of undesirable appearance.
"Ch-ch-ch-chia!"
Yes, I do call it the Golden Fleece!
yamahito said:
Metropolis' newest superhero, Static Electricity Man, poses for the Daily Planet...
"Remember kids, if you don't brush your teeth they could look like this!"
"With my nifty bath-rug camouflage vest, I can spy on any girl in the bathroom, unnoticed! It's brilliant!"
"Oh, look at you, you poor thing, you're soaking wet! Come here, come here, let me dry you off." *grin*
"Sure it'll be OK, honey, I'm wearing a black tie like the invite said!"
Gunter, still unfamiliar with many English idioms, completely mininterprets the phrase "chick magnet".
Well shit Wally, what happened to the Beaver?
"Well fuck you, Charles! Vogue said the Traffic Cone Look will be big this year, so there!"
Peter Sealy, as a young man, perfects the Spray Cheese Vest. It fails in the open market.
Syndicated Fonzie just didn't work...
Yes, Curious George, I do buy my drugs from my tailor.
How did you know?!
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