Caption Contest!
There are so many witty wonderful things you can say about any picture. A picture can inspire you to such heights of witdom that you take your own breath away!And this picture is even better than most! So take it away... and if you don't quit your whining I will probably send each and every one of you Fabulous Prizes (because I'm a sucker for whiners as well as winners! [I'm going to make a great mother some day.]) !
Good luck!
(Picture found at Handknits for Young Moderns.)
Labels: caption, contest, interactive
posted by k_sra at 7/27/2005 10:35:00 AM
47 Comments:
"Bring in ze Furry FemBOTS!"
Fearing that the sisters would be labeled as the "Olzen Triplets", Inga, Erga and Flergh break out and define their individuality.
In a failed attempt at utilizing some of Devo's fame and success, the Divettes broke up soon after a scooter and yarn related incident. Their Sweater Song was later picked up by Weezer.
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I really want to know what the creator was thinking here. I could imagine messing up on a sweater and deciding to just aim at strange. But to then make three of them? And then to be so proud of your creation that you have them published in a knitting magazine so that others can make them too?
This is not a caption either: Kind of looks like they had leftover yarn from making the stuffed yarn monkeys I kept noticing for awhile there.
Betty later regretted slipping acid into her knitting circle's punch.
Stay tuned for the season premiere of "Charlie's Angels: Warmed and Dangerous."
"Fashion police? Ha! We will fight them to the death!"
The sweater gang didn't last long on the streets of the ghetto.
In an effort to allay the local's fears of strangers the Advance Contact Team has garbed themselves in a manner similar to the natives.
Greetings Earthlings. We have come for your sheep.
Excerpt from my genetic engineering diary..
..today we had our end of the year party, we got fairly sloshed.
Billy had this bright idea to combine our left over penguin DNA, some monkey DNA and get the supermodel secretary to hand some DNA over. Everyone thought it was fun, until we sobered up..
The Organ Grinder's Minkeys
This exhibit of the Argali Women, found perfectly preserved in ice, is thought to be the most exciting archaeological discovery of our time.
Katherine's bodyguards swore on their life that no harm would come to her as she pledged allegiance to the flag.
Stank! Somebody let one!
Give it up for Sasha and the Technoweaves
"Stop in the name of static cling! We know karate!"
The warden at the Southern California State Penitentiary for Women unveiled a new uniform for inmates, designed specifically for the punishment of Hollywood socialites.
Disaster strikes the Flag Girl Squad as Betty and Rhonda forget where to put their hands during the Pledge.
These masterful spies are shown wearing their cute teady bear outfits used to enter the country of their choice through the toy store distribution system.
As he examined his handiwork, Klaus thought that the hats really DID pull the whole outfit together...
The aunts go marching three by three hoorah hoorah....
"...and if you call in the next 20 minutes, we'll throw in instructions to knit a sasquatch cardigan. with these peta endorsed designs, you'll be queen of the hop."
Zerga's: For All Your Winter Marching Band needs!
I sure hope we're sweating out all of those calorie-laden ice cubes we gorged on before the shoot!
I am so posing for Playboy after this gets out!
"Stop! In the Naaame of Looove! Before you....Oh! for God's sake! Miranda!, Bethany! Could you at least get the hands right?. Bloody amateurs!"
Mother wondered what games Janey had been playing, leaving her Barbies in such odd poses.
So that's what's become of Fozzie Bear.
Female Umpa-Loompas, on the other hand, are potentially very attractive...
"Strewth, mate, those Lamingtons look ripper"
"Ebony and ivory..."
The last of the diehard "Salt-n-Pepa" fans.
Devo - the early years.
"We represent
the sock monkey guild,
the sock monkey guild,
the sock monkey guild..."
"they're jumpers, Jim, but not like we know them"
The three corporate associates hated each other with every fiber of their beings.
Sweater Trek never made it past the pilot show.
"We come in peace. Shoot to kill."
Our new range of surgical knitwear is comfy, very trendy and keeps any damaged limb completely immobilised.
The Sweater Underground was never taken seriously by the other militant revolutionary organizations.
The 1968 Winter Olympics hosted the first (and last) Synchronized Semaphore competition.
One of the few non-X-rated scenes from the film "Toys in Babeland."
The Swedish Border Patrol found that a simple personel change resulted in fewer men resisting (and some in fact volunteering for) strip searches.
Like so many animals out of their native environs, the sweatered–booby's camouflage is no longer adaptive.
Tragically, adopting a traditional “intimidation” stance did not save them from being devoured by the wild Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
"Okay, girls, what side do I place my hand for the Pledge of Allegiance?"
The people at Coconut Inc. were convinced there would be a huge marketing for their new desiccated clothing range.
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