7.27.2005

Caption Contest!

There are so many witty wonderful things you can say about any picture. A picture can inspire you to such heights of witdom that you take your own breath away!

And this picture is even better than most! So take it away... and if you don't quit your whining I will probably send each and every one of you Fabulous Prizes (because I'm a sucker for whiners as well as winners! [I'm going to make a great mother some day.]) !

Good luck!

(Picture found at Handknits for Young Moderns.)

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50 Comments:

Blogger Tara said...

"Bring in ze Furry FemBOTS!"

27/7/05 10:47  
Blogger Tara said...

Fearing that the sisters would be labeled as the "Olzen Triplets", Inga, Erga and Flergh break out and define their individuality.

27/7/05 10:51  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

In a failed attempt at utilizing some of Devo's fame and success, the Divettes broke up soon after a scooter and yarn related incident. Their Sweater Song was later picked up by Weezer.

27/7/05 10:52  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

(this is not a caption)

I really want to know what the creator was thinking here. I could imagine messing up on a sweater and deciding to just aim at strange. But to then make three of them? And then to be so proud of your creation that you have them published in a knitting magazine so that others can make them too?

27/7/05 10:59  
Blogger Tara said...

This is not a caption either: Kind of looks like they had leftover yarn from making the stuffed yarn monkeys I kept noticing for awhile there.

27/7/05 11:04  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Betty later regretted slipping acid into her knitting circle's punch.

27/7/05 11:42  
Anonymous Marie said...

Stay tuned for the season premiere of "Charlie's Angels: Warmed and Dangerous."

27/7/05 11:46  
Anonymous Marie said...

"Fashion police? Ha! We will fight them to the death!"

27/7/05 11:51  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

The sweater gang didn't last long on the streets of the ghetto.

27/7/05 11:54  
Anonymous normzone said...

In an effort to allay the local's fears of strangers the Advance Contact Team has garbed themselves in a manner similar to the natives.

27/7/05 11:57  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Greetings Earthlings. We have come for your sheep.

27/7/05 11:58  
Blogger dag said...

Excerpt from my genetic engineering diary..

..today we had our end of the year party, we got fairly sloshed.

Billy had this bright idea to combine our left over penguin DNA, some monkey DNA and get the supermodel secretary to hand some DNA over. Everyone thought it was fun, until we sobered up..

27/7/05 12:00  
Blogger k_sra said...

The Organ Grinder's Minkeys

27/7/05 12:09  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

This exhibit of the Argali Women, found perfectly preserved in ice, is thought to be the most exciting archaeological discovery of our time.

27/7/05 12:13  
Blogger Koobs said...

Katherine's bodyguards swore on their life that no harm would come to her as she pledged allegiance to the flag.

27/7/05 12:28  
Blogger k_sra said...

Stank! Somebody let one!

27/7/05 13:25  
Blogger Tara said...

Give it up for Sasha and the Technoweaves

27/7/05 13:42  
Blogger Tara said...

"Stop in the name of static cling! We know karate!"

27/7/05 13:50  
Anonymous the other Sarah's little sister said...

The warden at the Southern California State Penitentiary for Women unveiled a new uniform for inmates, designed specifically for the punishment of Hollywood socialites.

27/7/05 14:45  
Blogger Afro Assault said...

Disaster strikes the Flag Girl Squad as Betty and Rhonda forget where to put their hands during the Pledge.

27/7/05 16:39  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

These masterful spies are shown wearing their cute teady bear outfits used to enter the country of their choice through the toy store distribution system.

27/7/05 18:11  
Blogger Nicotine Jones said...

As he examined his handiwork, Klaus thought that the hats really DID pull the whole outfit together...

27/7/05 19:15  
Blogger Lauren said...

The aunts go marching three by three hoorah hoorah....

27/7/05 19:59  
Anonymous uncle jim said...

"...and if you call in the next 20 minutes, we'll throw in instructions to knit a sasquatch cardigan. with these peta endorsed designs, you'll be queen of the hop."

27/7/05 21:37  
Blogger Joel said...

"Olletta and Valerie had on the exact same outfit! It was so embarrassing."

28/7/05 10:31  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Zerga's: For All Your Winter Marching Band needs!

28/7/05 13:01  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

I sure hope we're sweating out all of those calorie-laden ice cubes we gorged on before the shoot!

28/7/05 13:03  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

I am so posing for Playboy after this gets out!

28/7/05 13:03  
Blogger gnomethang said...

"Stop! In the Naaame of Looove! Before you....Oh! for God's sake! Miranda!, Bethany! Could you at least get the hands right?. Bloody amateurs!"

28/7/05 14:03  
Blogger El Fid said...

Mother wondered what games Janey had been playing, leaving her Barbies in such odd poses.

28/7/05 14:25  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

So that's what's become of Fozzie Bear.

28/7/05 16:30  
Anonymous Jinbish said...

Female Umpa-Loompas, on the other hand, are potentially very attractive...

28/7/05 16:49  
Anonymous neilp said...

"Strewth, mate, those Lamingtons look ripper"

28/7/05 18:28  
Anonymous Paul and Steve said...

"Ebony and ivory..."

28/7/05 19:07  
Anonymous Phoenix "A touch of gray" Lives said...

The last of the diehard "Salt-n-Pepa" fans.

28/7/05 19:09  
Anonymous Phoenix "Whip it good" Lives said...

Devo - the early years.

28/7/05 19:12  
Anonymous Munchkin Lives said...

"We represent
the sock monkey guild,
the sock monkey guild,
the sock monkey guild..."

28/7/05 19:16  
Blogger epitomeofgraceandperfection said...

"The kick-butt superheroines of our hip-knitting generation, to fight for all things preshrunk and cottony!"

28/7/05 20:18  
Blogger epitomeofgraceandperfection said...

-or-
("...don't blink, don't blink, do the pompops make my butt look big? don't blink, don't blink..."

28/7/05 20:22  
Anonymous po said...

"they're jumpers, Jim, but not like we know them"

29/7/05 01:28  
Blogger Tara said...

The three corporate associates hated each other with every fiber of their beings.

29/7/05 07:20  
Anonymous Hector said...

Sweater Trek never made it past the pilot show.

"We come in peace. Shoot to kill."

29/7/05 16:10  
Anonymous DrBob said...

Our new range of surgical knitwear is comfy, very trendy and keeps any damaged limb completely immobilised.

30/7/05 03:05  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

The Sweater Underground was never taken seriously by the other militant revolutionary organizations.

30/7/05 13:26  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

The 1968 Winter Olympics hosted the first (and last) Synchronized Semaphore competition.

30/7/05 13:32  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

One of the few non-X-rated scenes from the film "Toys in Babeland."

30/7/05 13:33  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

The Swedish Border Patrol found that a simple personel change resulted in fewer men resisting (and some in fact volunteering for) strip searches.

30/7/05 13:52  
Anonymous Acme said...

Like so many animals out of their native environs, the sweatered–booby's camouflage is no longer adaptive.

Tragically, adopting a traditional “intimidation” stance did not save them from being devoured by the wild Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

30/7/05 13:57  
Blogger Tara said...

"Okay, girls, what side do I place my hand for the Pledge of Allegiance?"

3/8/05 07:19  
Anonymous neilp said...

The people at Coconut Inc. were convinced there would be a huge marketing for their new desiccated clothing range.

4/8/05 16:44  

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