Everyman Goes to the Olympics

Q. What do you get when you watch the Olympics, are overcome with an acute desire to participate, except that you have no skills, are not an athlete and have no country who will send you?

A. Jonathon Phillips.

That's right! My friend, and internet grandson, has got it into his addle-headed brain to compete in the 2012 Olympics. And he's going to raise $1,000,000 British Sterling for charity in the process. All he needs now are an event he can compete in and a host country to send him. Don't think he can do it? Just watch and see...