Pop Princess in Close Shave

Britney Spears flies coach from FL to LA on Friday, stops into a hair salon and requests a completely shaved head. The kindly owner of the establishment refuses and tried to mother the poor girl a bit. At which point Britney takes a set of clippers and shaves her own head. The owner takes pity and evens up the trim for her (making the best out of a bad situation) where upon Britney reportedly looked at the mirror and cried, "What have I done? My mom's gonna kill me." She then decided to cross town to a local tattoo parlor where she got two tattoos. A crowd gathering outside vied for glimpses of the meltdown volcano inside.

Good girl, Britney. Way to scare yourself silly by doing something non-lethal, but visually appalling. Way to cry for attention in some way that will not have permanent lasting effect. I applaud you. And now, let's see if we can help you get some dignity back, too.

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Blogger Tara said...

Now all she needs to do is sing a version of "Nothing Compares 2 You" and change her name to Sinead Spears or Britney O'Conner, and then rip up a photo of the Pope. Either that or just join a Budhist monestary far away from here.

20/2/07 10:23  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

I was trying to figure out why the half-shaved look made me feel uneasy. It's because it looks like the alien in "Predator".

20/2/07 12:11  
Blogger k_sra said...

Good point, Steve. It's like an extreme mullett, too, which is depressing on Britney. I feel for the girl, I honestly do. She jumped right into the old, cheap wig trap, too. Tsk.

21/2/07 09:17  

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