Jokes
Everyone needs one or two. I stole these off of Yeti's site. Thanks, Yeti!
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"
Q: Why can't engineers tell jokes timing?
Q. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in the corner?
A. Because he has no attatchments.
Labels: humor
posted by k_sra at 7/27/2005 11:02:00 AM
15 Comments:
1: Knock knock
2: Who's there?
1: Interrupting cow
2: Inter...
1: .....Moo!
Q: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Sorry, my nieces are staying with me right now.
What is a sheep's favorite fruit?
Answer: Baaaananas
So a three-legged dog limps into the saloon and says: "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw."
These are some of the cheesiest jokes I've ever heard. But I have to admit, I'm still laughing!
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says to him, "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom replies, "Come on, I'm a fun-gi."
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aw, I was going to post a similar one:
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he was a fun-gi.
Q: Why did he leave the party?
A: Because there wasn't mushroom.
Sean Penn.
dag said...
Sean Penn.
Hahahahahahahaha!..(giggle, giggle, snort)
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.
Q: How many middle managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Let's off-line that for now but we need to be proactive. Put it down as an action item, see if we can come up with a win-win solution and bring it up as a talking point at our next status meeting.
Steve DeGroof said...
A: Let's off-line that for now but we need to be proactive. Put it down as an action item, see if we can come up with a win-win solution and bring it up as a talking point at our next status meeting.
(Shiver)..too much like my manager..can't stand it..I expect the next thing to be "think outside of the box"..(shudder)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place where I can find a good knock knock joke?
Control freak...hahahah!!! I'm so telling that to my Controlling Older Sister!
What did the guru say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.
A. Two, but they have gotta be small.
One dark night a man was walking down the street and realized he was being chased by a coffin. He ran home with the coffin close behind him, until he threw cough syrup at it and
..the coffin stopped.
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