7.27.2005

Jokes

Everyone needs one or two. I stole these off of Yeti's site. Thanks, Yeti!


Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"



Q: Why can't engineers tell jokes timing?


Q. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in the corner?
A. Because he has no attatchments.

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15 Comments:

Blogger Worldgineer said...

1: Knock knock
2: Who's there?
1: Interrupting cow
2: Inter...
1: .....Moo!

27/7/05 11:13  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Q: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Sorry, my nieces are staying with me right now.

27/7/05 11:15  
Blogger Tara said...

What is a sheep's favorite fruit?
Answer: Baaaananas

So a three-legged dog limps into the saloon and says: "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw."

27/7/05 11:27  
Anonymous Marie said...

These are some of the cheesiest jokes I've ever heard. But I have to admit, I'm still laughing!

27/7/05 11:35  
Blogger Koobs said...

A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says to him, "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom replies, "Come on, I'm a fun-gi."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

27/7/05 11:48  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Aw, I was going to post a similar one:

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he was a fun-gi.

Q: Why did he leave the party?
A: Because there wasn't mushroom.

27/7/05 11:50  
Blogger dag said...

Sean Penn.

27/7/05 13:35  
Blogger Tara said...

dag said...
Sean Penn.

Hahahahahahahaha!..(giggle, giggle, snort)

27/7/05 13:40  
Blogger Steve DeGroof said...

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.

Q: How many middle managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Let's off-line that for now but we need to be proactive. Put it down as an action item, see if we can come up with a win-win solution and bring it up as a talking point at our next status meeting.

27/7/05 15:56  
Blogger Tara said...

Steve DeGroof said...
A: Let's off-line that for now but we need to be proactive. Put it down as an action item, see if we can come up with a win-win solution and bring it up as a talking point at our next status meeting.

(Shiver)..too much like my manager..can't stand it..I expect the next thing to be "think outside of the box"..(shudder)

27/7/05 18:47  
Blogger El Fid said...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place where I can find a good knock knock joke?

28/7/05 10:46  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

Control freak...hahahah!!! I'm so telling that to my Controlling Older Sister!

28/7/05 12:59  
Blogger Flipsycab said...

What did the guru say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

29/7/05 13:02  
Blogger gnomethang said...

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

A. Two, but they have gotta be small.

30/7/05 05:26  
Blogger Tara said...

One dark night a man was walking down the street and realized he was being chased by a coffin. He ran home with the coffin close behind him, until he threw cough syrup at it and

..the coffin stopped.

30/7/05 15:46  

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