Bermuda Love Triangle

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Congratulations to Koobs who won the last Caption Contest! He chose as his prize a song written about his quote that would include him as the captain. Enjoy, Koobs! This one's for you. : )

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Blogger mymo said...

L0LZ0Rs. For one enchanting moment I was swept back to a time I never lived in, where we were all gathered around the rustic old radio that was the size of a wahing machine listening to Judy Garland. But then you said damn, and I just knew they probably wouldn't air that back then, not to mention the suggestive bit at the end. In any case, thanks for the memories even if they are not my own.

5/8/05 22:09  
Blogger Worldgineer said...

Another wonderful song, [k]. I feel like we all won the contest.

6/8/05 17:13  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.

Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose. A
time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.

Best wishes for continued ascendancy,

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

'Thought & Humor' by Howdy
'Thought & Humor'
Great Humor
Great Thought
CyberHumor, CyberThought
CyberRiddles for your divertissement!!!

6/8/05 18:58  
Anonymous normzone said...

Wonderful. Simply wonderful.

OK, beyond wonderful. Two-derful.

"...staring at some girl's shoes..."

Gotta love a good slant rhyme.

7/8/05 02:45  
Blogger Koobs said...

Incredible!!! It's perfect. I love the last line and it even tied in someone else's quote (almost). Thanks K, you rock! Please keep posting more of your great songs.

That's an order.
-Captain Koobs

7/8/05 14:10  
Blogger gnomethang said...

Sheer Class!

8/8/05 15:38  

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