Sweeping Generalization Thursday

"I have rights, you know!"

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

LOVE HURTS

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

All the best work at the office is done after four in the afternoon.

Four Minutes

I beat my own record this morning for rolling out of bed and getting into my car. Four minutes. A clean two minutes shaved off my old record. This is why I oversleep: I can get ready in four minutes and still get to work early. I have a punctuality disease which does not allow me to arrive late. I looked at my clock, sized up the time I had to get to work and get a parking spot and four minutes later I was pulling out of the driveway.

Now I'm curious if I can make it three minutes...

Today is Thursday like Friday because we are given tomorrow off in anticipation of New Year's. WooHoo. Happy Newish Year's to all of you (who may still read this blog. I know I don't...)

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

It's not Thursday.

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

"Branson is a tourist trap for people with bad toupee's."

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

"Sweeping generalizations are like pottery: everybody thinks they can make some, but when they actually try it looks like crap."

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

"Nobody recovers from astigmatism of the heart!"

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

"Anyone who's attended Catholic school has a fear of nuns."

Sweeping Generalization Thursdays

"Tall people are good at basketball."

Sweeping Generalization Thursday

I would like to start a new tradition on this blog of stating a Sweeping Generalization every Thursday. This idea came about through a conversation with my friend Half in which he said, "All girls are right. At least we guys let them think so." Or something to that affect and then he declared it Sweeping Generalization Thursday and I thought that was a lovely idea so I swiped it for my blog. As I am want to do. So, here's the first. Please add your own.

"Women baristas make better lattes than men."

I actually stole this off of some other person's page after googling generalization, but it seemed as a good a place to start as any.

Here.