My face is warm from spending four hours in the front garden. Not mine. Someone else's. Thank God for flower beds. Condo dwellers really don't get enough of that stuff.

A weird and random photo for your day.

I don't know what it is about Stonehenge that just makes me want to knock it down... I mean it's no different than this.

Today's beautiful and yet still random picture.

On this day in 1977 the Beverly Hills Supper Club in Southgate, Kentucky is engulfed in flames, killing 165 people.

Parachuting 101

I don't know anything about parachuting. I've never been parachuting. I've never even been parasailing. Heck, I've never been para-anything before. So I turned to google image search for answers.

I learned that:

1) Parachuting can be enjoyed naked. (Those with weak stomachs should look away.)
2) Parachuting is fun for everyone.
3) Antique parachutes are pyramidal.
4) Old and young enjoy the parachute game.
5) Always wear pink when jumping en masse.

Random photo of the day.

This one appeals. I've ridden dorky rides like the safariquest before (heaven help us). Take a peak at Mount Ridesplace USA.

This blog comes straight from the mind of 14 year old girl. Amazing what you can find on the web. Amazing.

New word for the day: Borstal, meaning reformatory for delinquent boys. Borstal Prison, Kent, England being the location of the first such.

Today's carefully selected random photo of the day.

How three Jewish families lived underground for two years during the holocaust. A truly astonishing story.


On this day in 1935 – At Forbes Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Babe Ruth hit his 714th and last home run setting a baseball record that would stand for 39 years.


Random photo of the day.

Today's special website. Please pay attention to the last poster on this page. Talk about suggestive advertising!

For those of you homesick for Sri Lanka.

A few things recently found with Froogle: ganesh bridal dress scarecrow sprinkler mouth guard greenhouse beach chair leather gloves cotton candy machine almonds my little pony space pen fleur de lis brooch megaphone mentos punch bowl gatorade elvis costume donut maker arm chair croquet tent hoodie green tea ruby ring television stands... What a great way to come up with halfbaked ideas!!

Where the hell is this place? I wanna go...

The Night Before Commencement

by k_sra

Twas the night before Commencement and all through the college
Every creature was stirring, even the AV guy.
(who usually just took long lunch breaks with his door closed)
All the good little children with their gowns and their caps
Had just settled down for a pre-Commencement nap.
When the President came limping down the stairs with glee,
Crying, "Do it MY way. It's my damn party!"
His cabinet was scurrying and kissing his ass
And changing the rules for the 2004 class,
When all of a sudden and to their amazement
He fired a worker named whats-a-ma-face-it.
The cabinet applauded as his workforce groaned
Knowing their raises would be once more postponed.
k_sra and her boss were holed up in a panic,
Ironing stoles and becoming quite manic.
They'd taken every precaution and made every list
"This comes straight from the top!" their jolly President hissed.
"I want no students parking in MY parking lot!
If they try to park there they're going to get shot!
No reception is needed for these little cuds,
Instead, I'll have a big dinner for me and my buds.
The students are sloppy and they get in my way,
After all, Commencement is MY special day.
Let's all try to remember this one little fact;
Do what I say or you'll damn well get sacked."
And with this fair warning, he limped out of sight
And left the school to rot, all covered in shite!

Today's random photo.

Why do ears burn?

The answer may surprise you. More at eleven!
Truth is, I couldn't find out. If anyone knows the biological explanation lemme know. You can stop the burn (supposedly) by saying the names of your acquaintances until the ear stops burning. The name it stops on is the culprit and you can go and smack them later. Not only that, according to our panel of old-wives experts, the left ear signals bad talk and the right ear good. Where do we come up with this stuff?

Today's random photo.

Also, did you know that the film Welcome to Collingwood is an almost frame by frame copy of Big Deal on Madonna Street? Don't think we don't know what you did, Russo Brothers.

How to fold a t-shirt like a pro. Eerie how good this is. My brother and I (in separate states) practiced several times to achieve the precision of the woman in the video. We couldn't. He got closest. Another friend in Oklahoma immediately roped a friend into a practice session when he saw the clip. It's like origami for your clothes!

Zebras.

It's just impossible to describe the gnawseous feeling of sitting around today in an office full of work and gnats, waiting for five o'clock and hoping it won't come because tomorrow is just another work day like the rest. I swear I will never take on a weekend job ever again!

A tale of polygamy and the law.

Labyrinthine Marriage Bureaucracy

I'm hooked on this random thing...

diplomausstellung. Just keeping tabs on this one.

This artist is appealing somehow... She had some skateboard designs, but I can't find them now.

Random photo of the day.

Random photo of the day.

This is a sure sign of poor sportsmanship in the coffee lounge.